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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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Uploaded by on Dec 23, 2007

Jeff Dunham is great! Achmed is a masterpiece! Please check all other Jeff Dunham's characters.

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  • Achmed - wait if im dead ooh.. that means i get my 72 virgins :D... are you my virgins..? i hope not.

    Jeff - Why?

    Achmed - Theres some ugly ass guys out there.

    Achmed - if this is paradise i been screwed!!!

  • 33 PPL DONT HAVE AN ASS!!! XD

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  • very very funny! congrats!

    are you scared?

    not really no.

    AND NOW?

    not really no.

    how about now?

    no.

    god damn it!

  • i love Achmed ...................I KILL U

  • I love the way Achmed says "Stop touching me"

  • SILENCE! I keel you! :O

  • lol. so funny. i watch it all the time!!

  • silence! i kill you XD lol!

  • Jeff- some people say they see a white light when they die what did u see

    achmed-umm flying car parts

    jeff- what was the last thing going through your mind

    achmed- my ass

  • jeff: so you finished

    achmed: what?

    jeff: you've done your job

    achmed: no i have'nt

    jeff: but your dead

    achmed: no im not

    jeff: but your all bone

    achmed: it's a flesh wound

  • I love u ACHMED

  • I KILL YOU!!

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