The Sideboard Song by Chas 'N' Dave.

Stereo:-
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I9XsKu9WiVs&fmt=18

My take on Chas and Dave's
'The Sideboard Song'..

Lyrics to The Sideboard Song :
Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sisters courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said"

(Chorus)
I don't care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
if he comes round here

I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad
says "shes got no sense the silly little cow
and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row"

Repeat chorus

"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
mother says "calm down dad hes alright
there out there snogging in the passage all night"

Repeat chorus

Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin
he looks like something that the cats brought in
never got no money smokes all my fags
got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags

On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump
she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes
if he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose..

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[tomtom7776666]

alf a cock-linnet me old china this does narf bring back the good days me and me kids just sitting ere aving a good old knees up as we are all east london bred and born its the only music played in our house anywayello 2 all that love chas and dave

[20196291267]

Love all that old english flannel.

[lfclegends1]

don't worry i got my beer in the side board here,so i don't care.classic track by the cockney duo.

[RICHARDMARTIN7]

this is like a rap that chas and Dave accidently made lmao

[CockneyRebel1979]

@ancientraver19881989 Yup, and seeing as Dave was born there BEFORE Sixty-three, he's a Middlesex boy. My mum was born in Edmonton in Nineteen-fifty- (a good thirteen years before the borders changed), and she classes herself as a Middlesex girl, as a result of that. I, however, am a London boy, 'cos I was born in Edmonton in Seventy-nine- (about sixteen years after the borders changed about)- in fact, my mum's always told me that I'm the first Londoner in the Edmonton side of our family.

[ancientraver19881989]

@CockneyRebel1979 that doesn't make sense as Middlesex hasnt existed since 1963- Ponders End is in the London Borough of Enfield so he is a Londoner

[sisterstiffticket1]

@hamble9

When we all had to move out, we were were never given a choice.......so yes, became resentful. I Now live in N Yorkshire.......given a choice we would have welcomed anyone......w are cockneys.....fro all stock.......xxx

[podfunk]

Beer....Muvvah...Sideboard. The best life has to offer.

[tramp198819881988]

@TheBeebopper what?

[balalqureshi]

@opawari Its so terrible isn't it how white people are so badly oppressed by the ethnic minorities and the politcally correct governments who favour them over native brits!

You don't all "have to move out" - there are plenty of white people who still live in these areas. You moved out because you wanted to because you didn't like the increasing number of brown faces!

[jactays]

proud to be a cockney

[BODIDDLYDOO]

@PaulBirken If you bother your arse, my comments where in reply to somebody called ' rockinboepip '. Who commented that it reminds him of when London was London & not Poland ! At no point do i make any reference to The Holocaust you prick