A Taste Of Aggro - THE BARRON KNIGHTS (1978) (blocked in Germany)

Parodies of 70's Bands ................

A Taste Of Aggro lyrics

There must be something new to do
The dentist's kengo, and have a little Aggro'
Cause he can take it out on you..
Aahhhhh....(Open wider please)
Aahhhhhhhhh....(And a little wider)
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....(This won't hurt)
AAAHHHarghhhhhh...(Much)
(To the tune of "Rivers of Babylon":)
There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown
And as I slept, he filled my mouth with iron
He said "Rinse out your mouth, with the medication spit it out
In the receptacle by your side, on the right"(Gurgle)
NO! The RIGHT!(Gurgle, spit)
(Original song:)
No-one would listen to the smurfs in prison
So they jumped over the wall
But policemen saw them, he chased them
Caught them, this is what he asked them all:
(To the tune of "The Smurf Song":)
"Where are you all coming from?"
We're from Dartmoor, on the run
"How did you work out your route?"
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/barron-knights-lyrics/a-taste-of-aggro-lyrics.html ]
We followed the arrows on our suit
"What were you in Dartmoor for?"
We borrowed a safe from the bank next door
"and why do you all talk this way?"
Cause we're from Catford, aren't we? Eh?
Laaalaaaa (etc...)
(To the tune of "Matchstalk men":)
With big rosettes and coloured scarves
They go to cheer their favourite stars
They all look forward to their Saturdays
There's one young lad walks down our street
With Bovver Boots upon his feet
And an aerosol can of paint he freely sprays
And he painted Grandad's Bike and next door's cats and dogs
He sprayed a couple on the corner of the street, they were having a snog
He fell down on his can, and his aerosol went 'bang'
And all they found was a flat cap and his clogs
(To the tune of "The Smurf Song":)
Lala lalalalaaaa Lala lalalalaaaaa etc....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Taste
• Of
• Aggro
• THE
• BARRON
• KNIGHTS

[lostthe80s]

Cheers hugely for uploading this, it really takes me back to a time when things were just more fun, less commercial and people who could entertain a live audience.

[FourJamLions]

@lostthe80s :)

[eddietheturdburglar]

@TheKenfig Why are you listening to it then,Dickhead....

[kezie666666]

fab

[Phabathanbob]

@lostthe80s

Could someone please explain why this is blocked in Germany?

[Lurchersand1cat]

Love haha

[bagb74]

Thanks for playing at the Queens in Cleveleys back in the day when fun was fun!

[michellesvideosuk]

I so love this, I was a little girl when this came out and still love it today.

[macdeath100]

brilliant



[Potionette81]

In 1997 I was on holiday with my parents in Devon and saw these guys performing. They did a spoof of queen's 'Killer Queen' about Camilla Parker Bowles called 'Will Camilla be Queen' ('face just like a runner bean'). The lyrics were all about her relationship with Charles and how things had gone wrong with Diana. A couple of days later of course, Diana was dead, and I thought back to that and found it really spooky.

[Bizarronumber4]

@KAF128 Thanks!

[thatfingio]

Don`t know waht my ma was thinking ,but I remember copping for this one xmas and our kid got Marys Boy Child

[TheKenfig]

@KAF128 I think that Cook, possibly the most naturally funny person without having to work that hard for it, along with the likes of Milligan and another one of my favourites, Viv Stanshall, WAS at his peak of creativity during the 60s when they made Bedazzled movie, but I think the script got a bit repetitve after a while for a long film, although it looks superb and IS funny. But then there are a few things which go over many's head in the script whereas Python has that but also pratfalls