New Christmas Song: Mistletoe Ho

Written, composed, and performed by Kevin Temmer

Lyrics:
Have I ever told you all about the mistletoe ho?
She's definitely someone you'll want to get to know.

Every Christmas time,
I wait for her return.
The weather might be cold outside,
But she makes the fire in my soul burn.

She does get around.
(She does get around!)
This is a fact I know.
(This is a fact I know!)
And whenever she comes to town,
Everyboday say, "Hey! There's the mistletoe ho!"

Chorus:
'Cuz she's a mitletoe ho-ho-ho!
She like to take it wherever she go-ho-ho!
She get it on with everyone she know!
'Cuz she a mitsletoe-ho-ho-ho!
Yeah she a mistletoe ho-ho-ho!
She like to take it fast, never slow-ho-ho!
And she will never ever tell you no!
'Cuz she a mistletoe ho-ho-ho!

She knows Santa Claus.
And Santa Claus knows her.
She knows ol' Jack Frost.
And Jack Frost definitely knows her.

She know what I want.
(She knows what you want!)
She knows that I need.
(She knows that you need!)
She does love to taunt,
But she listens to me when I plead.

Chorus

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