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Guy: Hi Girls

Girls: Hello Hello Hello

Guy: Girl i am sorry for gate-crashing, but ah...I NEED A COOKIE FROM YOUR COOKIES FOR "MY POOCH IN THE POUCH" .hehe...Sorry what I'm actually saying is that i would like to talk to you for a moment please?

Girl: Me?

Guy: Yea...Two aside.

Girl: Excuse me girls.
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music playing......
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Guy: Hi

Girl: Hellloo?

Guy: well my name is Jerry

Girl: urm..I am Anita but my friends call me Annie

Guy: Annie?

Girl: yea!

Guy: Nice

Guy: Well(Clearing throat)..This baby people call a ride is owned by a friend of mine...

Girl: Really?

Guy: His name is Harrison.

Girl: Harrison?

Guy: He just came back from United states of America, baby i am not speaking Swahili , this guy is loaded pocket deep...but anyway he asked me to tell you that he would like to have a word with you..So he is hanging on in somewhere cool in town..would you mind coming with us?

Girl: As you can see i am with some of my friends..

Guy: You can excuse yourself cant you?

Girl: Alright, give me a minute....

Girls: Na the guy wey own the ride....that guy just came back from Yankee..(means..The owner of the ride just came back from USA)....and he is loaded.....Great! ..baby that means enough $$$$$$$. What are you waiting for? See me step....Carry follow jor( dont hesitate)....Dont forget to bring my take away(take out)..Abeg(please) remember my own take away(take out).

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[Suhail27577]

what song is playing/

[karmakameleon113]

What kind of idiot would let a complete stranger talk them into a car?! This is how you get abducted and raped, or worse!

[yao052]

this film is funny

at the ending all the girls who had sex with harris gets aids

[s0nictr0nic]

funniest bit: "baby I'm not speaking Swahili, dis guy is LOADED pocket-deep" so nigerian haaa

[Gos2]

why didnt he tell her about the nigerian lottery she won

[ombida12]

looooooool baby i am not speaking swahili they guy is loeaded lool thats was funny

[joe9999ification99]

sexy girl in yellow gets reeeeeel juicy during fucking. no lube required there.

[joe9999ification99]

i want to take the hot chick in yellow bulldog style. i shall whip off my 2 rubbers and cum all over her sexy muscular igbo buttocks. mmmmm!

[mustangersalie]

luv the shades !

[kissed12]

hahahahaha he's soo funny XD