Pint-sized Romeo - Gerard Way/Frank Iero Shipper Song

STUDIO VERSION OF PINT-SIZED ROMEO NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES!

Me singing a song I wrote about the My Chem boys. Just for fun, no harm meant. I'm fully aware that this is untrue.

For download here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/tnei2x

Lyrics:

The dirty things I read and write
Are all I think about at night
When I'm lying in bed and all I see in my head is you

Frank's the shortest guy in bandboy history
Gee's an international man of mystery
But the things that we write aren't as slashy as the things they do

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts
Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo

They don't have to kiss and tell
Coz we can see it all too well
With their tongues in each others mouths up on that stage

When it's not about the music it's all about pleasure
The fans are finding it hot beyond measure
And when they're done they'll just do it another way

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts
Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo

Lay him down, make love
The way to his heart is lube and a rubber glove

In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog'
Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob
And boy-on-boy is the only way they know
They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts
Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse
You know we'd all be happy to see that show
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo
The vampire and his pint sized Romeo

Category:

Music

Tags:

• gerard
• way
• frank
• iero
• my
• chemical
• romance
• mcr
• bob
• bryar
• otp

[lacemouth]

Yes. this is my new text alarm. You're flawless ♥

[spashleyboy]

@lacemouth awesome, thank you! the studio version is up on itunes if that tickles your fancy! :)

[Hinako96]

I wish Gee and Frank could see this! omg xD there faces would be priceless. I bet Frank would be alll like smirking all the way and Gerard would be all like " O_O"

[MushroomMeep]

As a female Frerard writer, I find this amazingly amusing xD

Oh, and, lol, I think I just fell in love with you x) You are genius

And I'm writing a fanfic called Vampire and his Pint-Sized Romeo, it involves this song :P :)

[BaGeebius]

Everyone, Stand for the anthem -puts fist on chest and looks up proudly-

[LuciaLeeWay]

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS. amazing voice, perfect guitar, and EPIC song!!!! i love you!!

[Stephimae]

OH MY GOD AHAHAA I LOVE YOU

[MCRBulletsAndLove]

I think I'm in love with you.

[MadaMeraposa]

You are full of good things.

[lacemouth]

@spashleyboy I adore you. you're going to be huge. Good luck. 

[XRealityUknownX]

...I can't. I just. I love you.

No, but seriously. This made my week.

I've only been a My Chem fan for a little while and when I got linked to this I cried, dude. Motherfucking tears of joy.

Thank you so much for this. There is so much inspiration right here, you have no idea.

*wants to go write endless Frerard now*

[BelasVampirella]

awesome song dude!

I really need the guitar tabs of that!!

PLEASE!

Greetings from germany. -3

[catherinelillian]

omg, flailing. Why is this so amazing?<33333

[xXHeartlessRomanceXx]

This is fucking awsome!!! Btw your really talented :) Your should write more my chem stuff its really good XD