Inept Reviews: Popeye (ZX Spectrum)

Ug ga ga ga gah! It's Don Priestley's Popeye game for the humble ZX Spectrum! In this game you play the world's favourite spinach munching sailor and must win the heart of Olive Oyl, whilst also avoiding the amorous advances of Popeye's nemesis and occasional bum-chum Bluto. It's backs to the wall as you try in vain to make it into Olive's boudoir without suffering a rather sore rear-end along the way.

What an excellent basis for a family computer game.

(Note: Game description may be inaccurate)

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[PilGrimmm]

collie will you marry me?

your videos make me turgid.

[collieuk]

I'm sorry but I've already promised a cow I met the other night that I'd marry her after we had an amazing time, well right until the bitch gave me a pat on the head when I went to give her some oral attention. That put me off her somewhat, but a promise is a promise.

[MCpapalop2]

You've met my ex girlfriend too?

[collieuk]

Depends, was her name Daisy and did she always wear a bell around her neck? Damn that thing gets annoying after a while. No Mr. Walken, we do not need more cowbell!!

[Jamiethewookie]

Is that curry house stuff true?

[collieuk]

Yes it is true, there really is a Gay Curry House in Nottingham. Not the sort of place a bunch of guys on a stag do really want to go to at 4am. Why you thinking of going there? Whatever floats your boat fella...

[Schfifty12]

hes pop eye the sailor man

he lives in a caravan

he lives with his granny

and scratches her fanny

hes pop eye the sailor man

[mathowlett]

He's popeye the sailor man

He ordered a strip-o-gram

When she took her kegs off, he cut both her legs off

He's popeye the sailor man.

Toot-to-the-mutha-fkn-toot

[HadoukenMaster1]

Collie, you think that curry house is gay, well I know a pizza shop where I live and some gay foreign lads who work there ask if you want special mayonnaise. Ask for it and you get jizz up your arse. Remember to ask for mayo not that special white cum. Just as bas as the curry house, and luckily I don't go to that shop :)

[gombabacsi]

this game uses a very unique engine

[DJCandyManMike]

Dude, you got me laughing out loud with that line!

[markyhitch]

In the words of Paul Calf, it's a bag of shite!

[happypranksgiving]

Because nowadays pipe smoking is all the rage among the kiddies.

[Realmasterorder]

LoL :)

Popey FTW !

[hardgayramen4ever]

the colours in this game, ugh

my eyes

[hotdaddyhuggy]

Dunno whats worse....the P.C. crowd's insane power trips or their delusional ideas that Popeye could be a ruddy role model!!!

A FUCKING ROLE MODEL....POPEYE!!!! To who? Those with asperations of tumors for arms?!!