The Devil Has Cold Sperm...

A strange attempt by the inventor to advertise the Meat Calculator... Mr. Suzan worships his own creation as something outside of, and superior to, himself.

http://www.cafepress.com/TedSuzan

Ps "The Devil has cold sperm" line was experimental because I wrote down all of the phonemes (word sound parts) in the sentence on paper, jumbled them, uttered them out of order, one at a time to the camera, and edited the footage into the sentence...I liked the jarring effect it had, even though using speed-up through parts of it helped the fluency...I reccomend trying it just for fun...Maybe I'll make an instructional video about it???

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• meat
• calculator
• cafepress
• devil
• cold
• sperm
• absurdism
• dark
• strange

[timdb85]

Yjod ,sfr ,r js[[/. I meant to type "this made me happy", but I'm too lazy to hold down the "backspace" key for long enough to start over. Good day. And this did make me very happy.

[Tedsuzan]

Glad your emotion is glad; All hail the Meat Calculator!

[stickyjam1]

Have you ever seen captain beefheart's advert for his album "lick my decals off baby"?

[HatersUnite]

Just imagine if you took acid? Long live Bubble Wrap!!!

[AiniReloaded]

Im lost.. My IQ is 30 =/

[IzzaTHEgreat]

You failed to disprove that the devil has cold sperm. I am left unsatisfied. ;P

And I also kind of want a meat calculator...

[excellentdevice]

I'hail order 12. Do they come with free squirming mass-foot if I order in the next 3 minutes? Do I have to make payments in installations of 29.99 crawfish per month except in leap years? Why am I? I cannot without the calculator.

[daltondeuce]

This is great work, here.

[kidblood1]

love it