Atheist Comedy - The Great Flood

The logistics of Noah's Ark. People actually believe this story. It's time for a dose of reality. The YouTubers known as KaseyAkira, Bluetrilobite, and Vashcat encouraged me to debunk the story of Noah's Ark.

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[paramattic70]

Christians, you tell us to turn to God. We read the Bible. Question the Bible. Scrutinize the Bible. Study the Bible. Then you get even more angry at Atheists. All the B.S. We point out you just can't refute. You get MORE angry. So we stop reading the Bible. You get angry.

[Hungryturtlez]

And where does all the water go? It simply falls off the ends of the Earth of course!

...Wait, its not flat? Fuck. I guess he just used magic for that too!

[easyeasy900]

And after the flood all the animals went back to their home continents and recreated their complex symbiotic ecosystems. The plants (millions of species of them) regrew from wasteland. Some of Noah's descendants looked Black or Oriental. This mass extincition didn't leave any trace in the geological record, etc., etc., etc.,

[ziggymolly2003]

@Hungryturtlez My thoughts exactly !

[Touphi]

For the record, 6:21 doesn't say to NOT take food. It says, and I quote the NIV translation, "You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for your and for them."

[krank34]

it made GOD cry. LOL

[solitdude]

If god made all the animals and all life in genesis, why didn't he just do that again, in the blink of an eye, being omnipotent and all, instead of going through this whole ordeal with the flood..? Just seems like a waste of everyone's time.

[OkamsRazer]

@N1NJ4lVl4573l2 The Islamic faith is very structurally similar in relation to the other Abrahamic scriptures in an analogous to the relationship pf Christianity to Judaism.

Almost all ancient texts are used, with modifications to their scriptures as determined by new texts (ie they dont "change the OT" they simply write new texts, ie the Gospels, and add them in even while contradictory and then claim a "New Testament")

Islam basically did much the same by recognizing both.

[OkamsRazer]

@N1NJ4lVl4573l2 actually, the Quranic scriptures use the same ancient texts as Judaism and Christianity. So Genesis is the same for them.

Admittedly, they make changes to ancient texts and leave out some, claiming the corruption of Gods word by the hand of mankind but for the most part they kept it relatively intact. It was after the "revelations to Mohammed" that they had their own particular contributions to the "Holy Word" as found in their specific tomes added to the Quran

[OkamsRazer]

@Hungryturtlez indeed. The waters retreated back through the windows of heaven (where all the extra water came from in the first place).....by you guessed it. Magick!

Allakazam! 150x the global current maximum capacity of water through "windows of heaven"

Allakazoom! Water goes back up.

See how simple it is?

[ReiaSage]

Gosh.. god is such a big baby. :P