NYC Police Commish Lied on Resume? Gnooze 11.9.07

It's the Gnooze! (the G is silent) Former NYC Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik indicted, an oil spill spoils San Francisco Bay, & your local mall might blow up. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• gnooze
• news
• comedy
• funny
• bernard
• kerik
• indicted
• lies
• san
• francisco
• oil
• spill
• bay
• fbi
• al
• qaeda
• shopping
• malls
• holiday

[gitarzero2]

Is there a credable source on any of this?

[gnooze]

Yes. If you have any questions, feel free to ask! :)

[ujdo]

Maybe the FBI guys just want to have a less crowded mall when they go shopping. There's some intellegence for ya! (;-{)}

[gnooze]

Just like the cops turning on their lights to cut in front of me!

[TheGiantRobot]

I feel a little light-headed after that graphic depiction of a paper cut.

[gnooze]

Sit down Giant Robot. Here's some apple juice and a cookie. :)

[missjo5ie]

Hey, this is my favorite gnooze episode!

[gnooze]

hey thanks! :D

[hounddog21]

Cool way you crossed your eyes at the end.

[gavnila]

haha mrta good job making it a response to family guy's famous scene. Yet this episode of gnooze sure went to my favorites (joke about coast gurd lol) I used to deliver pizzas to Coast Guard housing in the BAy Area-Alameda These guys are way cocky

[Larryk12308]

Nov 11 2:30pm est

Woo Hoo!  It's good to be back on line after our ISP f'ed up royaly!

So where's one of the 1st places I go?

The Gnooze, baby, that's where!

BTW: Started my Xmas shopping too!

[MBRHIndustries]

I'm pretty much awesome, hahahaha.

[omovies]

Sweet. You're now in my favorites. Feel special?

[mostradicalmanever]

Wait a minute! I invented plastic!

[SirMasterJoe]

HEY! I was looking for a SHOE report today. What happened?

[danscosmo]

you cant be a news reporter cuz ya suck at reporting. whiney whine whine. thats all u can do. info is good what little you talk about.