Abridged Classics: Jude the Obscure

Thought Jude the Obscure was long and boring? Man, were you right. But this only takes five minutes, and there's boobs, so.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• eccleston
• humor
• parody
• british

[texyjo13]

The point is not that they are cousins, back then it was completely normal for cousins to get married. It is about what happens when people can't live up to the expectations of a hypocritical society, i. e. They weren't able to get married because both of them already had been married. And the rest of the story is about it, not about them being cousins.

[cpuchala7]

The moral of this movie is: Read the book.

[Ferdinand1989]

@GreenBlossom45 First he killed them, then he killed himself.

[Ferdinand1989]

I was like 8 when I first saw that movie, and I consider the scene with the dead kids to be the first WTFISTHISSHIT moment of my life.

[callthemastodon]

welp, it looks like this is going to be the topic of my 3 in depth annotations for this novel. you, good sir, are permitting me to play more Batman Arkham City, therefore you are a champion.

[stoufization]

we reading this novel in my college class , 19 th centry novel , i need to see the novel movies , in order to understand the plot , without more reading ;p

i just ask about the title of the film ?!!!!

[myindierocksn]

FUN FACT!

In the novel, it is not a pig's heart, but a pig's penis that she throws at him. It represents the fact that she is in fact more masculine than him.

[MorriganAtwood]

The last bit of emo -- doubly sad when you realize he emos in the snow so long at the end of the book that he actually dies. From emoing. In the snow.

[spacecrabs28]

Gotta love Winslet, gets her kit off at the drop of a hat. Saw the flick a while back(which I liked) and am currently reading the book which is pretty swell too. Big Morrissey fan. Think I might be a little bit emo...

[GreenBlossom45]

when you say emo when he cry in bed that not funny that so sad poor guy . . . and how did the kid hang he self and what happen to the kid in bed ?

[granbranfan]

This would be very good if it wasn't for the crude typing across the screen.