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  • Da scene w/Cheech Marin n Danny Trejo was funny...

    Cheech: It's not safe for you to be here

    Danny: I'm not looking for safe

    Cheech: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here. I absolve you of all your sins, now get the f*ck out

    LMAO

  • I never liked michelle rodriguez but she looks hot in this

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  • Haha, what a shitty movie.

  • Anti-white Trash

  • Lindsay Lohan wasn't such a surprise, but Michelle Rodriguez + Jessica Alba?

    what the heck are you still looking for? HE'S GONNA CUT YOU.

  • i thought it was a good movie, pretty good humor, action and story. you people say it was kinda corny but hell it was soppoused to be kind of a comedy as well, but yeah the only thing i didnt like was how they potrayed mexicans here, well hollywood always tends to potray other cultures/countries in the worst manners and conditions

  • A 1.04, she got the thing from Crull.:0

  • this movie was nonsense not like other action movies

  • Did I Enjoy the movie?! Hell noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xCleverlyx take your comment and shove it up your ass. no.. dont do that. you'd enjoy it because your gay.

  • @romansoldierofhonor lol quit ur faggot ranting

  • @Tuathalful LMAO you must be a mexican. i have respectful mexican americn friends that agree that this movie it gay as fuck. this movie was made to boost the moral of illegal and racist mexicans.but in reality this type of shit will never happen. no matter how many dozens of babies you guys have your fat slob whorebags pop out of their enchilada pussy with guacomole slopped all over it, it wont happen. as a war vet, We americans have bled too much to make this country a better place.

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