.. And that's why being a thief is awesome :: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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your damage suck
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I use Perfect Touch to take off everything except their helmets. The helmets are what makes their identity!
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HOW DID THEY NOT NOTICE?!
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@benhockey97 "Perfect touch" it makes perfect sense you masterbate a man while hes walking so u can take off his armor and shit.
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"i could have sworn i was wearing clothes just now"
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@redhead752 Ebony sword on the right elven axe on left.
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So that's what happened to my clothes...
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what sword is that
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Me, with Perfect Touch perk: Alright, Bandit Chief, I'm gonna whup your ass!
Bandit Chief: Bitch please, your attacks won't even get through my armor!
Me: (just finished pickpocketing) What armor? (trollface)
Bandit Chief:FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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@benhockey97 It's skyrim, 'nuff said.
When I first unlocked that perk, the 12yr old inside me had me running around doing that to all of the females in Whiterun (both guards and npcs)...it's amazing how fit some of the old ladies are.
Then I grew up again and just started taking helmets off the guards so they weren't just faceless stormtroopers.
DamnedEyez 1 month ago 32
@DamnedEyez I know what you feel like. You wanted the guards to be more Oblivion like :3?
daniel304kingkong 1 month ago 15