Funkoars - Kidney Shifters

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Scratches/Hook DJ Reflux
Notorious B.I.G.
"Here we go here we go... "
"I got the funk flow to make your jaws drop"
"I got the funk flow"
"I got the funk flow"
"I got the funk flow to make you... make you kidney SHIFT
Verse 1 Trials
Give me a stage
A mic, three pints of dope nector
The name's Trials baby, professional home wrecker
I got this licence to step inside ciphers
And come tighter than vaginas with four fingers inside 'em
So step to a battle, but take the cowards route
I'm a power house destroying rhymes until the power's out
What the fuck made you think that these toys were dope?
I was flippin' twice as nice before my VOIce had broke
You better giftwrap my nuts, suck the shaft to the bottom
When I'm rocking mics random lives just start dropping
We're top of this shit like garnishes, every time I test ya
You're like fat chicks on a jetty UNDER PEER PRESSURE
Try your heart out, become a dope rapper
I'm a still die hard like overdosing on Viagra
Now that's what happens when the Funkoars rip ya
We stomp the break, and shake your place is richter
Chorus #1 Trials (Oars)
If your name's Mila Kunis
(You're getting kidney shifted)
After ten rounds of schooners
(You're getting kidney shifted)
Blonde girls with fake hooters
(You're getting kidney shifted)
(You're getting kidney shifted) You're getting kidney shifted
Hook
Verse 2 Sesta
Check it, when I'm live on the mic
Replies are about as tight as a hooker on a loooooong night
Your verses postmortem
Battle Funkoars then you might as well release Martin Bryant and live the battle!
Semiautos cause we at it again
The crowd we packing 'em in while you panicking friend
So take your man and make like a manakin
SHUT THE FUCK UP, sit down, don't talk (don't move)
Shake it like your mothers arm after she's waving me
Late in the morning, after I double dated her with your sister
Say Sesta eventually got sick of faggots having to mention me
Man I could sit and babble about back stabbers and faggots
Spitting them ones, tagalongs think they're rappers
If I'm a rapper who claims he's ahead of his time
Well fuck it I'm going back to the future and racking his rhyme
Chorus #2 Sesta (Oars)
If your name's J. Lopez
(You're getting kidney shifted)
If you don't deep throat then
(You're getting kidney shifted)
Even over phone sex you're
(You're getting kidney shifted)
(You're getting kidney shifted)
(You're getting kidney shifted) You're getting kidney shifted
Hook
Verse 3 Hons
Fuck the weesle in my books, it's pop goes the virgin
Get trashed and crash strip clubs instead of rehearsin'
My flow worsening the more schooners I have
I'd rather be boozing than rap and kick losers off tracks
So pump your fists if you feel this
Hons will show Christina how to get dirty in a film clip
I bomb tracks like Pearl Harbour
Sometimes people take it the wrong way like smacking up marijuana
Hard on that and throw your best raps and mack kid
There's no turning back like knocking up a catholic
I need to keep my raps tight like gaps that's slight
Or Joe Cusumano on a honeymoon night
I like to roll play with fantasies, get kinky with our bed
Long legs, thick breasts, I'm as shallow as Hals head
Think you're better than me? Fucking get your facts checked
I ain't hostile, I just sit there when I got no cash left
Chorus #3 Hons (Oars)
If your name's Kylie Minogue
(You're getting kidney shifted)
If you bite when you blow
(You're getting kidney shifted)
Babies sitting home alone
(You're getting kidney shifted)
(You're getting kidney shifted)
(You're getting kidney shifted) You're getting kidney shifted

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Tags:

• Funkoars
• Kidney
• Shifters
• hilltop
• hoods
• Support
• Australian
• Hip
• Hop

[zrandeye]

"Americans are faggots", even though the states gave us hip hop, so you basically wouldn't even have the ego from this song if it wasn't because of my southern neihbours. Guess I can't expect much from a country that got wrecked by an epidemic of rabbits.

[fondled]

Go fuck yourself flip head.

[drunkpacman]

ok im american and im gonna say american shit sucks ass! aussie hip hop all the way

[Zero2689]

@gorillamilitia You haven't looked in to your own country's hip hop scene then as there is so many good hip hop acts in USA still, you just have to research a bit.

[MrGrindtimeasia]

LOVE YA BRO . RF FTF TURN IT UP SIKKUNNTTT GET A HAIRCUT CHAMP :)X SO GOOD TO CRANK ON PATROLSS BLOOD

[GS315ish]

@quasimofo2k you can't do english talking good you fuckwit, i'd like to see you come up with anything nearly as good, go back to whatever swamp you sealed yourself out of. i'd bet you have completely webbed feet and toes and a cleft palate, and your mothers your sister.

[quasimofo2k]

funkoars suck the big one!! aussies cant do rapping

[zrandeye]

Ur all still so mad after two years haha pwnt Ausfags.

[Melishunt]

@Melishunt I actually use deer slugs on the little fuckers and cut their tails off. wouldn't mind tagging an American/Canadian tail one day.

[Melishunt]

@zrandeye yeh we shoot the cunts now just like you antisocial stupid americans shoot each other.

[creeshello]

@drunkpacman stop arguin about it... its all good... ur all too fuckin proud... grow up faggots.....