Passion (cut-scene)

A cut scene from The Passion of The Christ

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Comedy

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• Amongst
• Comedy
• funny
• Passion
• of
• the
• Christ
• cut
• scene
• benny
• Hill
• Sketch
• parody
• Dans
• Adanamongstdans
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[Mallorayy347]

this shoudn't be a stinkin joke ya know. He didn't do that so ppl could make fun of him on youtube. have some respect.

[aDanAmongstDans]

The Dans have a deal with Jesus. We'll show him respect once he eradicates cancer.

[DatFwad]

congratulations on being fat!

[aDanAmongstDans]

Thank you DatFwad! Bryan (Jesus) has been in training to get fat since he was 8 years old. His secret is to drink a gallon of milk and eat bread sandwiches twice a day for 15 years.

[musicinherheart]

You're so insecure about yourself that you must make this video. Pathetic. How dare you mock what is sacred!

[aDanAmongstDans]

You're right. We here at A Dan Amongst Dans also find Benny Hill to be sacred but in the end we think he wouldn't have minded.

[Hammersley1967]

@jrsx5150

Jesus Christ is dirty, filthy, lying piece of toilet scum. He has killed and tortured the poor and innocent whilst rewarding his murderous foot soldiers with riches and power. He is the abominable offspring of the rape of a Hebrew whore by the evil demon that calls itself Yahweh. Lucifer's Dark Path is the one true road to salvation and liberation from Yahweh and his putrid progeny Christ...

I COMMAND THEE TO SUBMIT!!!

[jrsx5150]

@Hammersley1967 uhhh I'll take my chances with Christ

[Hammersley1967]

@jrsx5150

SUBMIT NOW OR FOREVER BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE AS A SLAVE OF THE VILE CHRIST DEMON!!!

[Hammersley1967]

@jrsx5150

You poor, ignorant, deluded Christ slave!!!

Your weak pathetic Christ demon is a putrid fecal stain on the psyche of humanity.

Yahweh is a creation of the Dark Lord so that all of humanity can fully comprehend His (the Dark Lord's) mighty power and unconditional love for us all.

Yahweh will be screaming in terror like a little girl when the Dark Lord passes judgment on him.

Satan sanctions all of the so-called "sins", as they lead to mental, emotional, and physical gratification.

[jrsx5150]

@Hammersley1967 You clown i put your in front of lord making your lord but anyways your Dark Lord power is as weak as any other human in this world he'll never be able to rein supreme over God its impossible. Lucifer is nothing but a joke he's as pathetic as he was ever since he decide to go against God. If Lucifer is as powerful as you say i'd love to see him fuck around with my life

[Hammersley1967]

@jrsx5150

"Lord is as good as fucked as the lot of them."

Yes, your festering putrid demon spawn and son of a Hebrew whore (Christ) is "as good as fucked" in the face of the eminent power of the supreme Dark Lord...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Hammersley1967]

@jrsx5150

Oh you poor deluded Christ Slave - living a life of servitude...

Satan represents righteous vengeance rather than turning the other cheek...

Satan endorses responsibility to the responsible, instead of wasteful concern for psychic vampires...

Satan created man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine", "spiritual" and "intellectual" development, has become the most splendidly vicious animal of all...

[jrsx5150]

@Hammersley1967 Trust me you arent the only one enjoying this my demonic friend. God isn't afraid of Lucifer. Lucifer is just another corrupted being that is making himself believe that he's greater then God. God created Lucifer with limited power no matter what he does, his power will never begin to ever compare to the Creator. I'm sorry but your Lord is as good as fucked as the lot of them.