future tesco ad

this isnt a joke they will dominate the world!!!
so i decided to help them in there efforts by making this advert

I=D
...just an fyi I=D is the logo for dumbass productions...

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Comedy

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• tesco

[DdlyHeadshot]

How the Hell did this become a "featured video"?!

[doudimadome]

@DdlyHeadshot I Don't know... even I don't like this video at this point :P but yay for me I got in featured

[077rich]

tescos brainwash there customers,if cows shit was a big cash flow they would market it gready fuckers,price fixing,lies,after xmas they had easter eggs on sale in january,this is march im going to ask there robat staff when can i get the hallowen stuff,get a fucking life,i her they are trying to move in on hoolywood to make films fuck me what a joke what next tesco rockets to the moon.

[doudimadome]

@077rich .....quite lol

[MiK3i]

theyre putting easter stock on sale in january to push sales.

im sure if you had a huge multi-million pound retail company, you would try and push stock out early to make that extra bit of profit, especially with today's market and competition.

but you clearly have no idea what youre talking about. i'm a member of tesco, a bakery manager, and we're not at all robots! its people like you who are robots, assuming the worst in everything just because youre not making a personal profit on it.

[doudimadome]

dude, i work at tesco, its a joke chill the fuck out you damn nazi bastard! *thumbs up*

[anwarsat911]

Fuck Tesco,they are draining the life and soul out of Britain.

[lofty25]

@077rich Learn how to type English correctly before you start talking bollocks.

[alzeNL]

wow, maybe thats why there is no Tesco in Holland !

[SteveFusionX]

Be careful of Tesco. They ARE creating a slave population... heard of "UFID" chips?? If you havent, you need to do some research. Tesco have been putting them in the products you buy.

w ww (d ot) boycottesco ( do t) c om

[HarryWessex]

Yeah thats like soo Funny

Even though Asda is owned by the Largest Retailer in the world

Whike Tescos is 3rd in the World just no.1 in Britain :L

[mrdisco83]

@077rich are you for real? in my honest opinion you're just another bastard customer who expects everything for nothing, i aint goin go into big fancy words to get a shit point across, so, i was a manager for tesco and we laughed at twats like you, simple point here, dont like tesco?? then fuck off somewhere else, how about the in-bred county you came from? tesco is a business, and business is ruthless, and its for making money, period. rips customers off? so? it works! get over it, knob.

[LargeOrangeTent]

Nah! As each Tesco gets bigger, the quality and cleanliness of the store plumments. They will kill themselves off by imploding on themselves.

[pme96]

Yes you can get TIE fighters at Tesco for under £1000. £999.99 while stocks last. Use the Sainsburys Luke!