Mario Kart Wii - May 2 08 A

For this day's session of Mario Kart Wii, I've brought in a very special guest: Thomas Jefferson! You may have known him in your history classes as the 3rd U.S. President and the author of the Declaration of Independence. So, Mr. Jefferson, you may have the floor now.
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Ahem! Has it really been that long since my death that I am the subject of your history classes? Absolutely marvelous!

Race #1
Mario Circuit
I say, I quite like this equal opportunity system of selection of the racetracks. It feels rather democratic, though I can't say that it's voting, to be precise. Quite irritating, however, is repeated selection of the same racetrack, Mario Circuit in this case. Does anybody remember John Jay? He was such a big jerk that we skipped the letter J when we were naming the roads in D.C. It's kind of like that over here.

Race #2
DK Mountain
Another thing I quite relish is that the right to bear arms has been applied to the races. It surely keeps things unpredictable, though I seem to suffer from these wasps and hornets disproportionately. You see, this Mario Kart has apparently classified me as a heavyweight, and my acceleration abilities are rock bottom. However, one thing I can do is make do with what I have available, even if it's from French people.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• mario
• kart
• wii
• online
• nintendo
• circuit
• gcn
• dk
• mountain

[deathboy126]

When TJefferson is Middleweight, you use him in the Daytripper and when he's Heavyweight you use him in the Piranha Prowler?

[Overhazard]

@deathboy126 No, I put him in the Daytripper as often as possible. I shortened him so he became a middleweight.

[Alex52795]

How do you unlock your mii?

[Overhazard]

After sometime in the 100cc races, but I forget the exact requirements.

[ishmaelman4466]

A t-t-wo thousand Vr...?

I never thought I'd see that figure on your screen...

[Overhazard]

When I first started playing, I wanted to see how low I could get my VR.

[jibberldd5]

look at the bottom right corner in 4:12 ...

[deathboy126]

At 6:22 is it really "Weeee....Heh"?

[billbobblybottoms]

anybody have MARIO KART WII?

I HAVE SOME OF THE BEST SHORTCUTS YOU WILL EVER SEE.

U WILL BE AMAZED IF YOU WATCH THEM!

[Alex52795]

ok.Thank you.

[MasterT94]

you have to win the 100cc special cup

[ishmaelman4466]

Oh. XD