Man Licking Shoes on New York Subway

This is what I was subjected to on the train (9:30PM - Wednesday, 11 May 2011) #5 Train
I first posted this on my FB profile and asked my friends to help me come up with a unique title for YouTube
Therefore, the name is a collective combination of their suggestion... I wanted to go with ((("Authentic Cunnilingus Shoe Wash... [Spit & Span]"))) -- but it would be too complicated to remember :(...

:::The Shoe Licker Poem:::
So there I was, minding my own business, in my seat on the train.
Reading ads that zoomed by and passively listening to the repetitive announcements again.
When I noticed the guy across from me, laughing awkwardly, and staring down yonder.
WTH could it be, I wonder.
So, I proceeded to follow his eye's path and was amazed at what I saw.
There it was, in plain sight, was a man sitting quietly next to the middle door.
Ferociously polishing his Sunday's best, like nothing was wrong.
Dumbfounded when he took off his shoes and began washing it with his tongue.
A wise and clever passenger, could not think it unfair.
For me to take out my camera and start recording right there.
And that's exactly what I did.
It surely served him right.
You can't expect to spit and clean that shoe.
And don't expect a small red light.

So I created a new YouTube account in hopes of this becoming a cool summer side project and onward as to how well it takes off...

Go on, have a look and EAT your heart out ;)

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[squidpants]

wait, you guys don't do this?

[gritngravy]

...so who's he trying to impress?

[BasedIZM]

Hes probably from a foreign country where it's acceptable and not uncommon to clean your shoes with your tongue.

[MrBeattyballs]

Ha WTF



[GummyWorm3451]

watn the

[bottlecapbill19]

The missing link!

[harooni22]

this is a real spit shine.

[CarrbonatedFilms]

I love it how nobody asked him what the fuck he was doing.

[MrTimcradle]

@TheFawkface Who the fuck you calling a nigger. You racist bastard. I hope your mother gets raped by a nigger.... Motherfucker.....

[TheFawkface]

Niggers love them Nikes

[scemcaal]

What?

[Normister]

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG