Merry Christmas! This is a little random spoof I wrote last year and found again today; I updated it a bit and thought "Well, I'm either going to sing it now or wait another year". So I did. Apologies for its crappiness - it's actually harder than it sounds to sing this, I've discovered. I cut off the end as well because I hadn't written anything there and didn't have time today... anyway I'll stop nattering now and let you listen. Have fun!
The presents are always bigger
Under someone else's tree
You dream about opening them
But you'll have to wait and see
Just look at the gifts before you
Wrapped up as they lie in wait
These wonderful gifts are for you
Along with the Christmas cake
Under the tree
Under the tree
You will get more
When you ignore
Your urge to see
That Santa Claus he works all day
In the north pole he slaves away
There go the reindeer
Put my presents here
Under the tree
Right now everyone is happy
They look at the falling snow
When Santa comes down the chimney
He likes the Christmas tree's glow
The kids he visits are lucky
They can't wait till Christmas day
And when Santa Claus gets hungry
The mince pie's there on the plate
Under the tree
Under the tree
All of these presents
Waiting for you and
Waiting for me
We've got the biggest turkey
And being together is the key
We've got no troubles
Life is the 'baubles'
Under the tree
Under the tree
Christmas is sweet here
We've got to be here
Naturally
Every single Christmas eve
We're up all night to wait and see
Then in the morning
You'll find us snoring
Under the tree
lol merry late xmas!!
zukolover666 2 years ago
You too!
WickedSpoofs 2 years ago