WTF Hagrid?

This is a new song that will appear on my new EP which will be released as part of the EP of the Month Club later this year! For more info on the amazing club, visit

http://www.wizardrockclub.com

Also, I just posted FALL TOUR DATES! Check em out:

http://blogs.myspace.com/thewhompingwillows

Lyrics:

WTF Hagrid?
I saw your syllabus
There's something missing from it
You've got flobberworms
And those grindylows
And other dumb first-year shit
Don't mean to bug you man
But I don't understand
How you'd forget about me
I'm like your number one bro
And I think you ought to know
This amounts to treachery

I was left out of Care of Magical Creatures
Now I'm questioning the competence of its teacher

WTF Hagrid
Are you kidding me
You covered centaurs last year
And one's a teacher now
Another's running for mayor
It's not like they need your care
Am I not magical?
Am I not a creature too?
Am I not worthy of your time?
I need a good explanation
For this tree segregation
It's like I'm stuck between stations

I was left out of Care of Magical Creatures
Now I'm questioning the competence of its teacher

Are you saying that no one cares for me?
Are you saying that I'm just a normal tree?
I may not have a heart beating in my chest
But I can feel hurt as clearly as the rest

I was left out of Care of Magical Creatures
Now I'm questioning the competence of its teacher
I was left out of Care of Magical Creatures
Now I'm questioning my friendship with its teacher

Category:

Music

Tags:

• whomping
• willows
• wizard
• rock
• care
• of
• magical
• creatures
• hagrid
• is
• big
• jerk

[hayleyghoover]

I'll care for you, you magical creature, you.

/creeper

[ISnoggedHarry]

I feel like I'm back in 2007! From the perspective of the Whomping Willow and everything!

I love it, Matt. You're a genius.

OH AND I MISS YOU. doifhasopidhf

[ProfessorRJLupin]

Glad to see you've gone back to your "roots" and making more awesome HP songs.

[pearlsandjade]

Ha, I love it, Matt! I'm very excited for the EP~! Tree segregation...Hermione should be all up on that shit.

[LoriAretz]

Bravo! I love all the getting back to your "roots" comments, too. Major claps!

[DoogieRace]

Yay! Whompy back to his roots!

I really love this song, it's an amazing piece of music. And I'm totally looking forward to the EP :D

[hawklawson5686]

Love it!!! Funny...and melancholy...at the same time! lol

[EmeInk]

Haha! Great song. I just listened to it three times. I'm pretty sure you were covered in Herbology though. :)

[thewhompingwillows]

Hahaha. That girl is awesome!

[tiicklemyfancy]

HAHAHA oh yes! my point is made =] ..and then i reminded myself of the girl that points out every lyric in your songs at the pittsburgh shows, oh dear.

[thewhompingwillows]

No worries! The fact that you called me on it just means that you're a nerd. And that's why I love you. :D

[tiicklemyfancy]

aw, it's no big whoop! i completely understand, i feel picky now. and ahhhh I KNOW! it's so very surreal! =D