The Big Bang Theory - Theme Song

The Big Bang Theory theme song performed by Barenaked Ladies

"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)

The oceans and Pangaea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with a big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here,
they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with a big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with a big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!"

• Category

  Comedy

[Ev Wool]

you know you are a nerd when you can understand all the jokes from the show

[Clement Chiu]

The Big Bang Theory brought me here....

[Jessica Peña]

who in the world sing this song, I have my theories but I'm not quite sure

[Stonerface47]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" The bartender says: "For you, no charge."

[Stonerface47]

*compliment

[Trovao Lerdo]

that was not a complement :)

[YummmHi]

And the slang term used to describe such people is nerd,.

[Ev Wool]

thank you LOL

[Ev Wool]

OK easy Sheldon ROFL

[Cwazii Mow]

I LOVE THISSSSS ;O

[אריאל שטרנגס]

no shit XD

[Loreen Glozek]

Can't believe :O