Funny Break Up Song - Suck My Elbow!

Here' my funny break up song called "Suck My Elbow"

Enjoy!

*** Lyrics ***

The love of my life is now a page in scrapbook
She took my heart and then she ripped it in two
Don't feel sorry because this frown is just a look
I've got better things to do.

I cut your face out of all of our pictures
And glued them to the bottom of a litter box
If you left me because sometimes I was premature.
There's a present to remember me in all of your socks.
I saw you with your boyfriend at the airport kissing
I'll admit I was mad
And if the cops ask why he suddenly went missing
I have no clue...but please don't check my trash can.

You were the target and I was the arrow
You were the wind and I was a little sparrow
But now you are gone and I'll move on
...but you can suck my elbow.

I still remember most of your passwords
So don't be surprised if I delete your facebook
Remember when you said that all my friends were nerds?
I took all your naked pictures and made them a comic book!
I found that teddy bear you gave me as your valentine
I can't throw it away.
I cut a hole in it in 'cause I get lonely sometimes
And it catches the rain

You were the target and I was the arrow
You were the wind and I was a little sparrow
But now you are gone and I'll move on
...but you can suck my elbow.

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[Purdyphish]

Bro your songs are sooo funny man

[samwrestle]

@Purdyphish Thanks a lot. I'm glad to have your support.

[iloveboobies123144]

as always another awesome song

[samwrestle]

@iloveboobies123144 thanks boobie lover!

[wesvdl1995]

fancy editing :D:D:D

[samwrestle]

@wesvdl1995 Yeah...I not only have a sense of humor, but I also have WAY too much time on my hands sometimes. ;^ )

[EkeepeVanak]

hahaha this is so funnnny, have you seen the new video keenan cahill did about funny breakups?

[C4RB0N101]

Don't cheak my trash lol

[SolarLunar1]

The music is a little over your voice,speak louder! Love your songs btw ^^

[wesvdl1995]

@samwrestle ^^

[takeshitapart]

@samwrestle Yeah, i totally see where you're coming from. Also, I don't think you're sence of humour is a waste, You're funny as hell. Either way, keep up the good work. :)

[samwrestle]

@takeshitapart I'd love to make some professional songs....just show me the money! Not you, but someone should give me lots of money to waste on my sense of humor.