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Hal 9000 VS Dave - Ontological scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Uploaded on Mar 29, 2010

Dave: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

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  • henriquedematos

    Don't get me wrong, ERB is amazing, but how uncultured to you have to be?

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  • SergeantDickhead

    This is why im always scared to turn my kinnect on

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  • Dieter Hoeller

    Kinect 5.0

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  • sarkeh002

    This game is used, Dave.

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  • lick bodys

    Microsoft creates the geth to destroy apple and sony.i can only dream.

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  • MrKazumagt

    "I can't let you play that borrowed game Dave."

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  • Andrew Liles

    XBOX ONE, the future is now, the future my mother warned me about.

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  • akaChriss

    Seems like the new Xbox One!

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  • TheVype

    Kinect 9000, it just knows better about everything than you xD

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  • cbdawgpound

    kinect 2.0

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  • STILNIL

    I downloaded this and for some reason it's in Spanish...I'm scared

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