UK to be 51st State of America

Why the UK should leave Europe and become 51st state of the United States of America.

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[jagdpanther1944]

This morning, I woke up feeling downcast and shitty....I wandered around thinking life has me beat, and needed something to cheer me up....then I came upon this, and now I love life again!

thank you for making my day:)

[PeoplesPhilosopher]

@jagdpanther1944

That's the nicest comment anyone has made. Most people miss the piont. Your respones tells me you fully understand the philosophy of life - well at least one morning of it

[PeoplesPhilosopher]

Why! Definitely NOT my good man. Are you one of them?

[SrNutritivo]

ahhahah... fucking hilarious!

[PeoplesPhilosopher]

@SrNutritivo You are the only sane person who has commented. Everyone else takes this too seriously. Glad you enjoyed it. I now think Europeans are not so bad. What does dog taste like?

[blueray1969]

We are Europeans - do you seriously think that a direct comparison can be made between Germans, French, Spanish and Swedes? of course not - they are all different, but all Europeans. Seriously considering a union with America because of the system of measurement? Good grief. You'll also find that most of our trade is with Europe, not America. So your argument about free trade is nonsense. BTW; which Europeans eat dogs?

[PeoplesPhilosopher]

Switzerland for one . See Wikipedia :-

"Popular Swiss recipes for dog meat include gedörrtes Hundefleisch served as paper-thin slices as well as smoked dogarvnb| ham, and Hundeschinken which is prepared by salting and drying raw dog meat"

Interesting recipe isn't it?

[TheCharlieHoltonTV]

@PeoplesPhilosopher if we did we would end up mixing our trillion pound with their several trillion dollars i personally like america and american but i think its in our best interested to be independent

[biskitz86913]

Haha I see ur point pal, europe can F#&* off.....I still think were better off on our own though - no need for that america talk

[redimp79]

why would we want to be the 51st state, America Is Still A British Colony!!!!!!!

look it up!!!!!!

[ultreality]

Amusing video - thanks.

Actually there is a complication in your proposed scenario, which is that the USA were never actually granted independence from the UK - even though they declared it - and is now a crown colony that exists for the benefit of the British monarchy. The USA is actually a corporation with the president as the president, congress and senate as directors, and citizens as the workers for the corporation.

The UK wouldn't want a share of US debt anyway - it has enough already.

[Nokitiman]

I like this guy

[brettc2727]

Most of america are from europe! :/ . uk is unique on its own. even if it is full of cocks

[smoothers13]

im not english im a proud american but im sad your country getting overun by terrorist and nasty third worlders my heart goes out to you england good luck stand up for your country

[reodk]

Hmmm, maybe just we stay Allies.

[007Influence]

If Britain was to become a part of America then undoubtedly the special agency (MI6) would take over, the parliament would call the shots and the special forces of the country would be the SAS. So no doubt the American people would feel betrayed, the United States would be split in two and another beautiful civil war would take place leaving the communist countries to take over, or for a shorter version....... just don't do it!

[zacharyzooshorion]

How about: the United States is an aspect of Britain, and controlled by British bloodlines.... ever consider that? So if anything, America would become a part of Britain. I'm not sure these uptight old bloodlines would ever give up "Britain!" more like the other way around. But honestly, its already connected. All the disconnection you perceive is intentional. Think about it~