Pitch trailer; a friendly bet leads to the discovery of the century when a group of friends find bigfoot using beer and porn as bait...
I really want to send a team into the woods of the Pacific
Northwest to leave cold beer for Bigfoot... set up a video
screen and speakers to play adult videos, Bigfoot will hear
the sex sounds and get, curious. He'll drink the beer and
get, happy. And we will catch him on video tape from remote cameras. Cut it together with interviews; zookeepers
(what kind of sex do chipms prefer?), anthropologists (is
Bigfoot horny?), gay rights groups (what makes you think
he's straight?).
This will work. If you spent your whole life working in the woods wouldn't you take a minute to enjoy Jenna Jameson and a Heineken. Pleasingbigfoot.blogspot.com
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