Not bad for an 8 year old...
Some Thanksgiving jokes to lighten up your turkey stuffing day.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America"?
When they first heard America sneeze!
great jokes LOL
Picmadter101 2 months ago
Haha so cute :)
scharkmann12 2 years ago
They did not land on Plymouth rock!
Theonegamefreak 2 years ago
God bless our servicemen and women serving our country over in Afghanistan and Iraq!! Happy Thanksgiving 2009!! And, God bless your families. Grandpa Clarence Jones
oldsteinar 2 years ago
buhahaha
nikitar16 4 years ago
Ok... Not bad... Happy Thanksgiving!
Jmbis25 4 years ago