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Happy Thanksgiving The Movie - Mayflower Pilgrims by Alex 8y

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Uploaded by on Nov 12, 2007

Not bad for an 8 year old...

Some Thanksgiving jokes to lighten up your turkey stuffing day.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age!

What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn't fit the moose in the oven!

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!

When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America"?
When they first heard America sneeze!

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  • great jokes LOL

  • Haha so cute :)

  • They did not land on Plymouth rock!

  • God bless our servicemen and women serving our country over in Afghanistan and Iraq!! Happy Thanksgiving 2009!! And, God bless your families. Grandpa Clarence Jones

  • buhahaha

  • Ok... Not bad... Happy Thanksgiving!

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