Eve & Adam: Sex the First Time

Sex in the Garden of Eden
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Film & Animation

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• Sex
• relationships
• bible
• Adam&Eve
• flash
• comedy
• animation

[cabby007]

flamingo bowling is better than sex

[buenfiesta82]

but they never actually married... ;)

[dictationer]

eve disobeyed God because she was a ginger and was angry that he didnt give her a soul it all makes sense now

[KeeperOfDGroove]

what? no "Ive had better" joke? i was totally expecting it too :(

[Trigger99X]

@buenfiesta82 ...well was it even needed back then

[aciSd]

hah! fornication.. oh these women XD...

[TheEtesian]

Fun fact:

Fornication comes from the latin word Fornix which means "Arch" because, during the later years of the roman empire, the Colosseum arches were used as cheap apartment buildings and was considered a shadier part of town. There were many prostitutes there. So when you wanted sex, you went to the Fornix. FORNICATION.

the more you know...

[Ezldor]

seen better animation in the 1960s 

[Auktoriserad]

@TJ5897 I know. Its nonsense. I just wrote for you to know if you maybe never stumbled on to that argument. its so silly

[TJ5897]

@ThaSexyTractor See that's the thing. Adam and Eve didn't exist, and if you believe that's how the human race came to be then you are a moron.

[TJ5897]

@Auktoriserad Please say you don't believe that nonsense. For our immune systems to be as strong as they are now, earlier ancestors would have had to have been expose to various viruses and survive, not be immune to them from the get go. If people never got sick then we would still have that immunity, but that's not the case because if we shared an ancestor that was immune to everything then we would not have the viruses we have today

Sorry but science doesn't care about your beliefs.

[Auktoriserad]

@ThaSexyTractor according to believers our genetics was "pure" back in the days.. that's also why and how the first people like Noah and his children , Adam and other could live so long. An average of a couple of hundreds of years. then the DNA and genetics become more dirty so now we only live average maybe 75-80 years.