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Hey boys and girls. Do you like to dance?
We'll teach you how to move if you pay in advance.
Get a credit card number from your mom and dad.
And you'll be on your way to bein ridiculously rad!
You can bust a move in the middle of class.
You'll be the coolest kid in school. The other kids will kiss your ass!
If your teacher gives you shit don't show no affection.
If you get in trouble dance right out of detention.
If you get suspended that's even better.
The bad boys make the school girls even wetter!
We can teach you moves for all different groups.
The jocks are the coolest but the rest are fine too.
If you're a black kid who likes to shoot hoops,
then you listen to rap and we got the moves for you.
Even if you're a skater who likes rock and roll,
our moves will make your skate board tricks more bold!
If you're not one of those you must be a nerd.
So buy our tape and stop bein a fat retarded fuckin turd!
Call right now to get an extra somethin cool.
Without it you will never be the coolest kid in school.
So what are you waitin for call right now!
If you never got pussy or dick you will now.

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Comedy

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[modoflowe]

hell yeah!

[101Cone]

Your shit sucks.

[christopherperguidi]

glad you liked it.

[DawnLaurene]

beyond stupid...

[modoflowe]

indeed.

[jmwolfe420]

Your parent has no affection!

 JUST KIDDING! LOL!

[chrisperguidi]

um...I don't really see how that response applies to whats being said. you stupid robot.

[McGreenish]

This needs more shirtless James

[101Cone]

@chrisperguidi

cool story bro

[chrisperguidi]

i cry about every night :(

i just want my parent affection!

[chrisperguidi]

I know.