LYRICS:
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh...
women can`t be too drunk to fuck
mOrbrieee 5 months ago
@Mjbabycakes7072 Yeah, it only just came after Punk, completely ganked the dance and clothes, and added its own faggy spandex and eyeliner. Oh, but the guitar, WOW, you guys and your guitar... TTLY HxC!1!! And the vocals... LOVE the barking like a dog. It's so unheard of and rebellious. I also like that you guys over-classify your music like hipsters. "Black Metal, Death Metal, Doom Metal, Power Metal, Speed Metal". Retarded is the umbrella genre to Metal.
GenoClown 1 year ago
@GenoClown If you're laughing at METAL you must be a simple minded retard. The Metal genre is VASTLY superior, technical......and VAST. METAL reigns SUPREME FOREVER!!!
Mjbabycakes7072 1 year ago
This made me LOL. Another reason to love Punk and laugh at Metal.
GenoClown 1 year ago
haha dam this shld be ma name.. tooo mothafukn drunk to fuck!!
MsMetalbabe 1 year ago
Not the best cover but still fucking awesome. Two of the best female metal vocalists. Too bad the song wasn't really meant for either of their vocal styles.
PinkFloydAreGods 1 year ago
I prefer Jellou Biafra
elRogerfunky 2 years ago
IS SABINA CLASSEN
damnadeath666 2 years ago
awesome
folklore 2 years ago
hey whats the name of the red haired chic?
zeldas1 2 years ago