Thax Television

Thax television, like chuckle vision but not as madcap, filmed entirely on a camcorder here in Biddyton over a period of about 4 days, i only meant to do the 'news' section but got carried away.

For years I was so lonely
All alone in my cold dark homey
With no one to love or touch me

For my 40th birthday
I bought myself a tie bride
She was only 3 feet high

We were so happy for a short time
Then one day there was a terrible accident
She was crushed by a circus tent

Because of her beauty
I had her stuffed
Everyday her chest I would buff
But in time I grew lonely

One who was 4 foot high died by being trampled by a giraffe

One who was 5 feet high died by being beheaded on a roller coaster

One who was six feet high and ever so vide I think I accidentally killed, she had a nut allergy I think

What was I to do with my 4 dead wives
Each of them stuffed and ranging in size
Well I did what any good Russian would do

I cut them in half
And I scooped out their insides
I put them inside each other according to size
So they became my Russian doll wives

They are my perfect Russian doll wives
Each one fits inside the other according to size
Oh they are my perfect Russian doll wives

The press is free

Sat
In a chair
Eyes blank, just stare

Nothing
Nothing to do
I cant even move

Im so bored
My interest has been flawed
At window girls I have cawed
But lord Im still bored

Paralysed with indecision
Cecil looks on with derision
Hand face slap collision

Solo

But whats this?
What joy have I found in this mess
Oh wonder upon joy
Its the local news press

Chorus
Lets read the local news
Lets see the local views
It says the press is free
But actually its 50p

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• radio
• thax
• paul
• comedy
• cop
• music
• free
• press
• bridlington
• news
• russia
• idiot
• piano
• action
• paper

[radiothax]

Originally made just for the news section as a video response for the Bridlington free press, because they never replied to my offer, so I mocked them in the joy of satire.

[radiothax]

For the song lyrics look in the (more info) bit under the date it was added

[simfire687]

i lolled at the Russian doll wives

[sisterofnight451]

What a sensation of multi media and multisensory attack!!

Brid Free press- how could you deny it -you need this treatment!

[DalekWindmill]

a triumph , brillaint, loved especially the 'cops and robbers' bit- make the rest of it. Bethany thought it was real ! loving your work, encore encore !

[1angelofthelight2]

Free Press rides again!

Really funny darlink!