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Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne

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Uploaded by on Nov 5, 2010

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  • 'What the hell was that you freckle faced cartoon?' XD

  • Payne: What are you lookin at ASS EYES!?

    Ass-Eyes: Nothin Sir!

    Payne: You plotting on me Boi!?

    Ass-Eyes: No Sir!

    Payne: Well let me tell you something, Ass-Eyes....

    LMFAO!!!

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  • Major: Let me tell you somethin' D

    D: Yeah, Brother?

    Major: Why don't you come closer. I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

    Best line ever

  • bleep bleep bleep what are you laughin at pig boy? you find a piece of candy in your pocket? LMAO

  • @booksbenji Not only is it marines and thus, drill instructors, but until recruits earn the title of US Marine, they refer to drill instructors & everyone else as sir/ma'am. That & Payne is a major. Therefore, he's "Sir" regardless.

  • omg

    

  • mrgoobenoob, IT'S MARINE, MARINES. MARINES HAVE DRILL INSTRUCTORS. IT IS UNDERSTOOD!!!!

  • @supremethunderclap two things. one, he is playing the role of a major, as the title of the movie indicates... a major is referred to by lower ranks as "sir". but even if he wasnt an officer, recruits still refer to drill instructors as sir, although the "sir sandwich" isn't used

    secondly, they are drill instructors, not drill sgts, the army has drill sgts not the marines. the campeign cover is worn by officers at boot camp as well as DIs, the gold braids on his cover are for the officer version

  • other wise i ll kick yo ass back to mayberry ha

  • @supremethunderclap thats right it is yes drill sargeant. u never call them sir casue they work for aliving

  • "Hello gorgeous welcome to my party!"

  • " Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep what are u laughin at pig boi! You find a piece of candy in yo pocket. Well ima help u make room for lunch bacon boy DROP DOWN GIVE 30 SIT UP RIGHT NOW"!

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