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Guy:Now I can TOUCH you!
Me:GET THE F**K AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS WITH MY SHOTGUN!!
Guy:Wtf?
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(THIS REALLY HAPPENED)
Me: *Calls Random Number*
Guy:*Picks Up* Hello?
Me:remember me?
Guy: What Th-
Me: I GOT YOUR NUMBAAA*Hears Gun Being Loaded* *Hangs Up*I-I Need A Bathroom...
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guy: Im coming! im coming!
me: the heck u are! i got the swat team,csi,police,justin bieber (i hate him), the candy man, selena gomez,scourge, yada yada yada other random stuff AND my shot gun!
guy: Im leaving! Im leaving!
me: wtf you dont know who else i have1
guy: ya but i heard justin beiber IM LEAVING IM LEAVING
me: good now i can shoot JB in his head,
hangs up phone
WTF...
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@zimmygirl777 omg it does :O
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OMG"Fight in my dreams" sounds like A Nightmare on Elm Street.
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boogie woogi woogi woo! make way for the boogi man! xp lol
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......seems like a nice guy.
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This is why there are such things as restraining orders, bimbo.
Guy: I'm coming, I'm coming!
Me: THE HELL YOU ARE, BITCH! I HAVE A GUN!
Guy: I'm gonna leave now...
Me:Hello?
Dude: Remember me?
Me: Huh?
Dude: I've got ya number! I'm back, to HAUNT ya! (Hangs up)
Me: Oh HELL NO! (Calls dude back) Hey bitch, did YOU call me?
Dude: Uh....
Me: Don't call back you dumbass! Or else i'm gettin my shotgun!
cliftongirl1022 8 months ago 18
me: hello?
stalker: I got you number!!!
me: no dip shit. how else would you have called me?
stalker: umm..... i dont know.
me: ok you just wasted 3 minutes of my life i hope your proud of youself
stalker: hey i have a bad life can we talk
me: *chick*
phone; please hang up or try again
lol =D
ronaldolover0327 6 months ago 16