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Voltaire - It's Bigger on the Inside - World Premiere Song!

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Published on Jun 16, 2012

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This is a song I just wrote about Doctor Who called "It's Bigger on the Inside". It's my first Doctor Who inspired song! I will be recording a full band version for my upcoming album "BiTrektual". To know more about that album of Star Wars and Star Trek parody songs (And this one Doctor Who song of course) sign up for the mailing list at http://voltaire.net/

LYRICS:
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Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
but not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space
just to please the human race
so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.

Now this thing you see here, it is my TARDIS
and with it we shall get this party started
Time and Relative Dimension
in Space. It's quite an invention
Some say that this thing's my bride
excuse me while I slip inside...

I say it's...
bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me
once you've felt it inside you will see.

My evil nemesis we call The Master
baits me into all kinds of disaster
On Gallifrey or so I'm told
He gazed into a gaping hole
and ever since he's been an awful bastard

And then of course we've got the Cybermen
I hope I never see those things again.
Who knows what they're packing there
in their silver underwear
When they arrive, you should vacate
your "ass- they wish to -simulate"

And you know it's...
bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me
once you've felt it inside you will see.

And pray you never see a weeping angel?
cause though it seems like they are made of stone
they're quantum locked so in a wink
if you should turn your head or blink
they'll get to you and chill you to the bone.... er

Those moving buckets there they are the Daleks
they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic
it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE
I think I know why they're irate
If they make it to the second floor
I'll show then what that plunger's for!


And you know it's...
bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me
once you've felt it inside you will see.

They ask me "Doctor Who?"
What they should ask is "HOW?"
I am so very well endowed
I must admit, it's rather long
If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!

You bloody pervs I meant this song!


So if you think you'd like a sonic screw-
driver like I'm holding in my hand.
you will have to let me in
don't worry child it's not a sin
Hold on to my temporal drive
I'll take you for an epic ride!

And you know it's...
bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
and once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree.
It's bigger on the inside
but don't take it from me

...ask AmyPond!
once you've felt it inside you will see.

(These lyrics are bound to change a bit. I screwed up a couple of times. I meant to call the Daleks "garbage cans" for one. LOL! Anyway, I came pretty close to the final version. )

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