Roomba

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[gargamel55]

This thing is awesome !!! I had my Roomba running while I was in the shitter taking a dump. Do you know that dang Roomba wheeled right into the bathroom, and clean my dosh garn ass too.

I love you Roomba ! You are my best friend.

[Rightclick88]

its a very sofiticated landmine

[bravo3510]

Roomba is my savior. Last week, my buddy Steve ducked out on Poker Night, leaving us one sucker short. Roomba undocked, wheeled out the front door, tripped a pedestrian a block up the street, and wheeled the unconscious and unsuspecting man into my living room. He didn't have any money in his wallet, so he was not a suitable replacement for poker... but good old Roomba grabbed my wife's double-ender, and teabagged our guest with it!

If ever I could kill for you, Roomba, consider it done.

[RoyalDog214]

0:52 "Oh fuck this, I ain't going down there!"

[gmodkid1]

GET OVER IT, iRobot is working their way to improve their products.

[Ainsley Harriott]

I love my roomba, the other day I hooked up my laptop to my television set and was masturbating to some enlarged porn. Roomba woke up, saw me doing this and went into the kitchen. The clever thing then bumped into counter repeatedly, causing a pack of tissues to fall onto it, then, it delivered the tissues to me just as I came. I gave him a high five, then made him vacuum the used tissues off the floor.

I love you Roomba, you are much better than having a giant combat ready robot best friend.

[alpombre]

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[RichTF2]

bad.. terrible things.

[TomTyProd11]

Roomba Sucks! My Grandma has one and she paid a couple hundred bucks for it and it just goes in circles! She has this other vaccum thing that she paid less than a hundred dollars for and it vaccums the floor SO much better than Roomba. No offense. I was just sharing a story.

[Paperman1161]

wtf is this supposed to me Mo from wall-e or something??

[TheSebulba1978]

wonder what happens if Skynet takes control of roomba?