Roxy gasps when she realizes she has woken up in the world of Fraternity Row. Her name is now Lorraine; she is married to Durwood (David) and Clint and Viki are their house servants (Gregor and Gilda)! As Durwood/David orders Clint/Gregor and Viki/Gilda to fetch some water for Roxy, Brandon (John) enters. He is shocked to see that his father is alive, but their reunion is short-lived. He needs to return to college to save his fraternity from dastardly Dean Bright (Rick). Dash (Todd) arrives. He isn't as happy as Brandon to see Durwood. Instead of he accuses Durwood/David of returning only to mooch more money off of his sister, Lorraine. As Brandon leaves, Murphy (Blair) and Macy (Tea) enter. They are Fraternity Row's own Cagney and Lacy -- and they have a new crime to solve. They glare accusingly at Dash as they proclaim he isn't the real Dash Dunning! The real man is locked up somewhere! (And sure enough, we see a mysterious man tied to a chair in an undisclosed location.)
Roxy wisely suggests that Murphy and Macy conduct a DNA test, so they pluck a chest hair off of Dash. Durwood lovingly tells Roxy how happy he is that their family is back together. Roxy sighs; he doesn't know half of Brandon's problems -- or that they are mostly stemming from Durwood! When Durwood looks puzzled, Roxy/Lorraine reveals that Brandon is in love with his half-sister, Brianna (Natalie)! Durwood had an affair with Roxy/Lorraine's her best friend Nigella (Nigel), which produced Brianna. Nigella/Nigel enters and Roxy/Lorraine orders Durwood to ask if Brianna is his daughter. Nigella is too stunned to speak at first.
Brandon arrives at Fraternity Row where Dean Blight is lecturing the students. When Brandon and sorority girl Brianna defends their fraternity brothers and sorority sisters, the dean scoffs at them. Who are they to talk about right and wrong -- when they are having an incestuous relationship! Yes, they are brother and sister! Naturally Brianna and Brandon are upset.
Meanwhile Starr (Moon), Jane (Danielle) and Roxanne (Jessica) accuse the Mazda brothers (Ford, James and Nate) of cheating on them. Of course the boys deny it, but later Moon and Jane find blonde hairs in their respective boyfriends' beds.
Murphy, Macy and Dash are also at the DNA lab where the women flirt with Dash while Maury performs a DNA test on Dash's chest hair. Privately the women are determined to find the real Dash and wonder who would take him.
At an undisclosed location we finally see the mysterious man tied to chair. It's Shaun with a Todd-like scar on his face! Trenee (Destiny) sits at a chair opposite him. She is dressed like Irene Manning and says that Shaun has been a disappointment to her. She no longer has a need for him and raises her gun to shoot him. Fortunately Shaun has loosened his binds and struggles with Trenee for the gun.
Back at the DNA lab, there are a lot of nervous people waiting for their results. Brandon assures Brianna that their love can survive anything -- even if they are siblings. Dash tells Murphy and Macy that he doesn't remember being anyone else, so they think he has been brainwashed. Roxanne frets that her alter may be the one sleeping with the Mazda brothers and wants to learn the truth -- even it costs her friends and boyfriend. Maury returns with the results: Brandon and Brianna are not brother and sister. (Hooray!) Dash is the real Dash. (Yay!) The blonde hairs found in the Mazda brothers' beds do not belong to Roxanne. (Whew!) However, Maury did find a match with someone else ... (Mwah, mwah.)
Roxy/Lorraine heads to Fraternity Row to find some answers. She is pulled into the Mazda brothers' room where they begin to kiss her. Shocked Roxy tries to figure out what is going on when Dean Blight catches them. He accuses Roxy of having group sex with the boys. Horrified Roxy returns home.
Everyone returns to Kingdom where Dash triumphantly announces that he is the real Dash -- except Shaun rushes in to say he is the real Dash. They are identical brothers! Trenee enters to announce that she kidnapped the real Dash because she works for Roxy. (Hm, okay.) Brianna reveals that she and Brandon are not siblings, so why would anyone tell them that. Gilda, who is still Matilda, says that she is really Brianna's mother, but gave the girl to Nigella at Roxy/Lorraine's insistence. Roxy protests, claiming none of these things are true as Moon, Jane and Roxanne advance towards her. How dare she sleep with their boyfriends! Roxy backs into a wall, screaming
She wakes up on the now deserted set of Fraternity Row. Roxy looks around confused as David explains she passed out when she learned they were too late to save the show. Roxy stands to discover she is still wearing one of Lorraine's earrings. She smiles and follows David off the set.
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Best episode ever. Those Mazda brothers are HOT!!!!!!!!
Dezcovery5 1 month ago
@FOXXYLADYJJR heyy did u know that they are going to continue it online. so its ending on television but not 100% :D
krystaandsteven 2 months ago
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah. Now this was hilarious.... I laughed so hard.... I can't believe these asshole are canceling my one life to live.... It's not fair.... They need to let them be and cancel GH.. they suck!!!!! Thank you Lori... Your videos are the best. I hated haven't to watch two or three parters.... It took to long and a waste of time. Thanks again Lori.... I will miss you when it's over..:
FOXXYLADYJJR 2 months ago