Lesbian Cliché Song: Official Video

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Checkin' out the Facts of Life / Wishin' Jo would be my wife
Poster prints of Georgia O "Keefe / Watchin' sports in boxer briefs
Snackin' on bulk --bin granola / Gulpin' down organic cola
Majoring in women's studies / PE teachers are my buddies
Short haircuts and long earrings / These are a few of my favorite things

CHORUS: It's the lesbian cliché song / Don't be shy now sing along
It's the lesbian cliché song / Don't be shy now sing along

Bushy pits and hairy legs / Drinkin' soy milk out of kegs
Eatin' well and cookin' vegan / Downloadin' some Sara and Tegan
Drum circles that keep the beat / Zip-off pants we wear in heat
Fleecy vests with visible seams / Denim-on-denim fashion queens
Watching L Word on Showtime / Rainbow kites and wind chimes

CHORUS
RECORDER SOLOS
SPORTS CHANT: Billie Jean King and Monica Seles / Kournikova makes me jealous / Flo Jo next to Brandi Chastain/ Stretch her out, she'll feel my pain / The bible often spoke of a lamb / Her name may be Mia Hamm
Mi-a Hamm, Mia Hamm....

One is butch and one is femme / In the sack it's up to them
Keeping pets like cockatoos / Sportin' tribal band tattoos
Lovin' on some poon tang / While cranking up the KD Lang
Packin' with a strap-on / Needin' toys to get it on
Vaccinatin' doggie's rabies / We're adopting Chinese babies

CHORUS: It's the lesbian cliché song / Don't be shy now sing along
It's the lesbian cliché song / Don't be shy now sing along

Category:

Music

Tags:

• That's What She Said Show
• Kathryn Lounsbery
• Amy Turner
• Bob Koherr
• Lesbian Cliche Song

[chazDRAVIS]

No matter how many times i listen to this i:

a) laugh harder, especially at the marijuana cat toy >.<

b) can never figure out what comes between i)"snackin' on" and "granola" ii)"drums are" and "keep the beat"

[ThatsWhatSheSaidShow]

@chazDRAVIS "snackin' on bulk bin granola" and "drum circles we keep the beat". We're going to post the words. Thanks for watching!!

[ThatsWhatSheSaidShow]

@chazDRAVIS All the lyrics are now posted above! Just click on the "show more" link above. :)

[TheAJMobileChannel]

Omg! I laughed my ass off when she said "sara and tegan" xD

I loved it!

[toetallyradikal]

this is brilliant!

[PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6]

lmfao ive seen this a million times and just now noticed the unicorn in the jeep

[PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6]

lmfao i love the very american chineese baby

[C21CamilleVictour]

Hysterical! Loved seeing you guys in concert--too funny!

[epacsytic]

umm ... when and how can i join the UPS ladie's orchestra? like .. now?

[kyndsister]

Loved the Uhaul song best, but this is awesome...passed it all over FB! Thanks! You rock our little Colorado world :)

[youdamnoni]

I feel like I should strive to be all of these cliches..

[ThePalexlove]

Wowoowow! I love this so much!

[zephyrchildzen]

This is so funny... I recently ran into my (lesbian) ex - short hair, long earrings and denim on denim... if it weren't provoking panic attacks I'd laugh everytime

[Diozmioz]

haha lmfao xD

[juzzen]

is that dawn dimbo?!