The Cougar, Episode 1

The Cougar was discovered on the Florida Trip to Disney Spring of 2009. The Cougar knows all, sees all, hears all and is all. You cannot escape the Cougar. She is among us and in us. We do not exist. Human beings are only figments of her imagination. The Cougar is not homo sapien. She is not classified as a human being, therefore scientist gave her her own species. The Cougar is known as homo Cougarous. And yes, the species is capitlized. This was the first recorded discussion about her. But the Cougar is so great that Frankie, Karrie and I were lucky not to have found poison mysteriously appear in our drinks. Please enjoy at your own risk.

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[toomuchespresso]

What the heck?!? This makes no sense