"Why Mickey D?" an Original by Danielle Moulds (Hilarious)

I really just hope you guys get a laugh from this one. That's all I wanted!
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Why Mickey D?
Danielle Moulds

I was driving in my car
And I got a hankering for something not too far
I saw those bright yellow arches floating in the sky
And I thought, Oh my, Oh my

So I pulled in to do a drive-by
Like in those violent movies but without a gun
I ordered a chicken sandwitch with two orders of fried
Because I can never have just one

Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I, I wonder as I sit eating
Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I've gained ten pounds in the past three weeks

Now they have salads and fruit cups
But I don't order 'em
And I wonder if it's just a ploy to please the government
Does anyone really order this.. stuff

Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I, I wonder as I sit eating
Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I've gained ten pounds in the past three weeks

Drive-by's aren't as fun as they look in the movies
And no ones has to die... except me
But that's okay
At least I'll die happy... isn't that what they say

Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I, I wonder as I sit eating
Oh Mickey D why must you do this to me
I've gained fifteen pounds in the past five weeks

You might as well start planning my funeral now
Start planning my funeral now
Just give me a year, and you'll see
You'll see the last of me

Oh Mickey D
Oh Mickey D

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[Razeasha]

This was really cool and funny. I liked how you said that they only put out the healthy stuff to please the government. Love your voice!

[rml695]

Way awesome!!!! :D