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THE MONOLOGUE (p.s you dont have to cry.. you can cry if you CAN CRY, at least TRY )
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Jamie: (sits in disbelief after hearing the news her parents divorce) What? (pause) What do you mean you're getting a divorce? No, (pause) no this can't be happening to me. (shaking her head.) Can't the two of you work things out? I mean how bad could it possibly be? (beat) (truning to her mother ) It's you right? it's your fault it always is. You're always riding Daddy, nagging him. I hear you. Maybe if you weren't such a nag then he wouldn't be leaving. (beat) Why shouldn't I, Daddy? She should know the truth. If she weren't always on your case then we wouldn't be having this conversation! (beat) I can't believe you're doing this to me! (jumps out of chair in anger) Do you know how embarrassing this is going to be for me at school? Everyone thinks we're happy. I'm always telling people how in love you two are and how I want to have that same kinda love. (pause) What am I going to do? I mean really? I'm going to have to change schools. All of my friends' parents are still married you know. (pauses as the enevitable sets in and begins to sob) Please tell me what's going on, Daddy. Tell me why you're leaving. Tell me what's wrong. (The father attempts to hug Jamie but she pulls away) No--no don't touch me. Don't touch me! How could you do this to me? Huh? How could you? I don't want you to touch me. I don't want to be comforted, Dad. Wait! (openly crying now and begging) Please don't go, Daddy. I promise I'll do better. I'll go easy on the shopping. I won't bug you about the silly stuff. I'll do the chores without tripping out...I'll do anything. Mom, why is he leaving? (beat) No--no I don't want to hear that okay? There is no such thing as "making it work out for all of us" okay. There is no such thing. Stop trying to lie to me I'm not a child! This is the worse possible thing that could happen and I will never...NEVER forgive either one of you ever again! (storms out of the room).


WITHOUT ACTIONS OR BRACKETS VERSION! (thanks julia)
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What?What do you mean you're getting a divorce? No, no this can't be happening to me. Can't the two of you work things out? I mean how bad could it possibly be? It's you right? it's your fault it always is. You're always riding Daddy, nagging him. I hear you. Maybe if you weren't such a nag then he wouldn't be leaving. Why shouldn't I, Daddy? She should know the truth. If she weren't always on your case then we wouldn't be having this conversation! can't believe you're doing this to me! Do you know how embarrassing this is going to be for me at school? Everyone thinks we're happy. I'm always telling people how in love you two are and how I want to have that same kinda love. (pause) What am I going to do? I mean really? I'm going to have to change schools. All of my friends' parents are still married you know.Please tell me what's going on, Daddy. Tell me why you're leaving. Tell me what's wrong. No--no don't touch me. Don't touch me! How could you do this to me? Huh? How could you? I don't want you to touch me. I don't want to be comforted, Dad. Wait! Please don't go, Daddy. I promise I'll do better. I'll go easy on the shopping. I won't bug you about the silly stuff. I'll do the chores without tripping out...I'll do anything. Mom, why is he leaving? No--no I don't want to hear that okay? There is no such thing as "making it work out for all of us" okay. There is no such thing. Stop trying to lie to me I'm not a child! This is the worse possible thing that could happen and I will never...NEVER forgive either one of you ever again!

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[shewsy]

after i seen this vid i was laughing and crying all day

[thatsophiakid]

@shewsy LOLOLOLOL

[gemm14x]

it dont work!

[thatsophiakid]

@gemm14x keep working at it :) like everything else in the world, if you want something bad enough, work at it and i promise you’ll get it :)

[EnchantedTrouble]

everytime i try fake crying i start laughing and drooling like a rabid fox.

[TheCupcakelover34]

why have i never found you i love to act and im going to start to put up acting videos because of you you inspire me to keep my dreams :)

[elpato39]

you have beutiful eyes

[cokecola1031]

its almost working .! imma work at it.

[AlexisDross]

You. Always. Pull. Up. Your. Shirt.

[i90skidd]

you are soo helpful !

<3

[shawnmumford4ever]

thanks i kept working at it and it work WAHOO!

[Alexia12345100]

Can I still send you my video?