Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 1

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

Joey Richter is a young man with a very special relationship with his very best friend... his Dick! Together they face the trials of growing up: love, sex and high school. Everyday Joey pines after the girl of his dreams, Vanessa, but it's kind of hard for him to get a girlfriend when he's got an out of control Dick that always gets him into trouble! But despite the fact that the two are always stumbling into hilarious misadventures, they love each other. People say it's quite unlikely the two them would stick, but they just tell 'em, "Hey, it's Me and My Dick!"

"Me and My Dick" - A.J. Holmes & Carlos Valdes

JOEY:
I wake up in the morning
And its nothing new.
You run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you.

Youre all I want, youre all I need.
My love for you
Just grows the way you do!
When I love you!

I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til were blue.
Hold you in a tight embrace,
I know it seems taboo.

But I have to have you with me now,
I have to have you quick.
I love you more than anything
My Dick!

(dialogue)

DICK:
I like being with you.
You like being with me.
Were just the best of friends,
As anyone can see.

JOEY:
People say its quite unlikely
The two of us would stick.
But I just tell them

DICK:
Hey!

BOTH:
Its Me and My Dick!

(dialogue)

JOEY & DICK:
Well stick together
Fight through thick and thin
If we stay side by side
Theres no way we cant win.

Any girl thats out there,
Any girl at all.
When she gets going with us
Shes sure to have a ball!

DICK: (spoken) Careful with that joke. Its an antique.

JOEY AND DICK SING:
People say, How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them, Hey!
Its Me and My Dick!

Yeah, there she is (Oh I see her)
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes,
And shes taking off her shirt and her pants (Yeah keep going!)
And shes doing a sexy-time dance!

And shes running her hands,
Down my underpants!
Buddy this is our chance!

(dialogue)

JOEY & DICK:
People say its quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them, Hey!
Its me and my dick (I like being with you)
Its me and my dick (Well stick together)
Its me and my dick (Hey man)

Its Me and My Dick!

• Category

  Comedy

[vloggingwithmaddy]

AH! Harry's headband!

[claire campbell]

Joe Walker is the only human being on earth that can play an evil wizard, a mental solider, a sheman, a lonely superhero, and know a dairy and a schoolboy all in diffrent voices and still look hot in the process!!!!!! Bull shit if u tell me he aint the best!

[neos1234125]

You would almost think that they were written by the same people. People who love in jokes, especially repeating ones.

[Faith Colestock]

Sorry I drooled a little

[mrssophisticated8004]

Dick

[sarah carlin]

IT'S THE PIZZA BOX. AHHHH.

[Maggie Anders]

Watching this two years later along with a lot more fanfiction and tumblr I understand so much more!!!

[AlliexBear133]

Joe Walker <333

[Dais jà Vu]

Hot little and Jewish, that's all you need!

[Karina Suffle]

Voldemort: "Qurielle we're going to get you laid tonight."

Dick:(Joe) "Joeyyy, I'm gonna get you laid if I have to do it myself."

Do you see the similarity?

[Karina Suffle]

A lot of people don't think this play would be that great just because of the name.