SHOVEL FACE RAP!

Our first music vid, plz don't be hatin. Here's shibby lyrics :)

yo im shovel face and when i was a kid
i disobeyed my moma and this is what she did she said if you make that face again im gonna knock? it off
and i did, so she did, happy birthday mozletoff
she saw my face on the floor and started to freak
and tried to put it back with her surgery technique
but she couldn't cause she was just a middle aged house wife
so she did what she could with the shovel and the knife
(shovelface, shoelace, disgrace, office space
shovelface, crawlspace, briefcase, rhyming dictionary)

my mother was discusted with her creation
she turned her pretty son into an abomomonbonation
she kicked me to the curb, she kicked me to the street
i had no home, no clothes, and no food to eat
foster home wouldn't take me in
said my face was ugly as sin
but just as i was about to stray the course
a man made of gold rode up on a white horse
he said oh god son thats one hell of a face
but trust me lad i've been in the same place
all you have to is wear a mask
why mine looks so real, umm, please don't ask
so i said you look rich could you lend me some dough
so i could get a mask, and he said no
then he rode away but his words stayed true
so i made this mask out of paper and glue
*chorus* - shakira
so its ten years later and life is sweet
got my house back and some food to eat
so you might be saying hey shovel face
how the hell can you afford your own place
well first of all shut up, secondly
i got the greatest scam in history
i stand in front of an atm
and draw a number pad on my hand
they think im the machine and stick in their card
then i punch em in da face, take their cash retard
(shovel face,proclaim, insurance salesman, toothbrush
shovel face, eskimo, jumanji, lost our rhyming dictionary)
so now ya know the story of my life
and how i made it through all the strife
unlike that pussy boxman my life is hot
check out all the unneccessary shit i got
i got two guitars instead of one
my cars got a really kick ass enjun
ya girls still think mah face is pretty sick
but i just smack em up, and tell em to suck on my boat collection!
i got eight kinds, i race them in my pool
holy shit they hella cool

Category:

Music

Tags:

• boxman
• Shovel
• face
• parody
• vic
• whitell
• jt
• phillips
• jtizzz
• veekdoor
• smosh

[ipvp4fun]

Fucking love this video man been watching it since like grade 7 grade 11 now XD make something new with this chacter please!!!!! i can recite this entire song

[miad411]

HA soo random lol

[Beast6060]

i been watching this for 5 years

[Ryguy199612]

anyone else notice that jackass that tackled shovel face at the end

[101ayoforyayo]

thers a guy at my school who looks like a shovel and hes a faggot... THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS SONG

[smashing2011]

LOVE this !!!!! i watch it all the time...never gets old. Been watching it for about 3 years. Even my lil brother likes it

[danny101ku]

oo im eddy and i have a spakkkker badge

[xDialo]

ohh im will and ive got a spacker badge

[TheDkMovie]

@writtleminors apparently someone does...

[Mitchseen]

So enjoyable skit

[14Dardevil]

@writtleminors Screw off.