Very Funny YO MAMA JOKES!!!!

Some classic and some new but all very funny!!!


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

yo mama missing so many teeth her tounge think's its in jail.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!Submitted by

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!


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[kebothefreebo]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

yo mama so fat when she stepped into the ocean the whales started singing " we are family"

yo mama so fat she is FAT!

yo mama so stupid she starved to death when she got locked in mcdonalds.

yo mama so small she committed suicide off a curb.

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[th3aceofsp4d3s]

Yo mama's gotta pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[havaneseloversarah]

Yo Mama's so fat her belt is called the equator.

[YendoranLetha]

Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "one at a time"

[michael123ize]

ur momma so fat that every time she turn around its her birthday

[HardGlitchersHD]

whats the difference between your mum and the titanic ... they know how many men went down with the ship

[8585lol]

Ur mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale she said Oooh that's our phone number

[8585lol]

Ur mama so fat that when she swam with the Wales they sang we r family

[Kaitou28]

yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention