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Here's my lame lyrics:
I wanna be a millionaire so freaking bad, buy myself an unsoiled pair of pants.
I wanna sleep on a bed instead of a pile of magazines, soaked in other drunken hobos pee.
Oh every time I close my eyes, I wake up all covered in flies.
A different bridge every night oh I, I swear, I'll be able to wash my hair, when I'm a millionaire.
Yeah I would buy a 40 oz beer, and drink it so fast
Get totally wasted and fall on my butthole
I'd probably pass out but I'd piss in my pants first
And defecate too cause I can't smell any worse.
Wake up the next day on the side of the street.
Go and take a shower lather rinse and repeat
I'd buy a pedegg and smooth my feet
Then dump it in a saltshaker for someone else to eat.
That's how I'd get back at society, and all the managers, who didn't want to hire me.
I stood on the corner for a freaking year but only got enough money for a few hundred beers.
Chorus
Check it out now; this is where I eat and this is where I sleep, and this is where I poop, and this is where I pee.
I don't know why I poop and eat in the same spot, I'm just a filthy bum so I figure why not? Yeah, And here's my shopping basket, and here's my crack, did I mention I'm a crack addict?
I Just can't wait until I have a million bucks, I'll buy some toilet paper finally and wipe my butt I'd hire girls to gather around me, feed me grapes and use big leaves to fan me
I think all men have probably thought that same thing but if I had a million dollars, man, I could buy anything.
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The girl in this video is Bluemoon62902 and will be posting some of her own parodies soon here: http://www.youtube.com/Bluemoon62902
Music composed by Bluemoon62902 with a Roland Fantom X8. Recorded in Garageband with a Guitar Hero mic (unfortunately). Shot on the Canon Rebel T2i with the 18-55mm kit lens plus one scene with a Takumar 50mm 1.4. Shot in Pearland and Alvin Texas.
I don't hate homeless people, this is just a joke, I help most whenever the opportunity arises.
Special thanks to Keith for peeing on my face with an apple juice syringe.
That was just amazing!
Marksman724 7 months ago
@Marksman724 No dude, YOU are amazing. You have amazing gaming skillz, magnificent earlobes, child bearing hips, and a nice pair of tongs to use for barbecues.
Alright i don't really know if any of that is true, except for the gaming skills, i know you have those. Anyways thanks!
weirdestjacob 7 months ago
i had to wate all day but it was wroth it sorry of my spelling! XD
funnybunny1ify1 1 year ago
@funnybunny1ify1 Your spelling is perfect, and why did you have to wait all day? Thanks! Subscribe?
weirdestjacob 1 year ago
Your videos are always really good . Good Job!
elkal3000 1 year ago
@elkal3000 Thanks! Who is this? Jose? Subscribe! I got more coming soon.
weirdestjacob 1 year ago