I downloaded the T-Pain voice app from the app store, and sang to my brother as he was being told to go to bed.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/i-am-t-pain/id314652382?mt=8
Lyrics:
Edward, I'm telling you to go to bed cause its 10 o'clo-- 10:01! You are past
your bedtime. Go to bed now! (now) Now! Go to bed, you are past your time, your
alloted time for six o'clock in the morning to 10 o'clock at night. So, thats
like twelve plus four, that sixteen hours you've been awake today, plus one
minute. About to be two minutes and sixteen hours. Edward you're wearing a blue
shirt and you need to go to bed, and change your shirt because its stinky cause
you've been at school all day and you be getting nasty germs on you from those
nasty kids who are fat! And mustached, and that one kid who did some pot that
you told me about. OH MY GOSH EDWARD look at the clock, 10:02, time for you, to
go to bed, RIGHT NOW! Sixteen hours and two minutes, thats too much, that is too
much. Edward you are still not listening to me! Two minutes, its been two whole
extra minutes, you could've been halfway to the bus stop by now. Go to school.
(Edward teeth brushing, go to bed) Edward! Momma just told you to get a teeth
brushing and its bed time. You past by two minutes, thats two minutes you
could've been brushing your stinky poop teeth and instead of laying here on my
bed get out of my room. Get out GET OUT! Of my room, ROOM ROOM ROOM, ooh! (sigh)
OH CRAP, they're coming run run Edward run! Go Edward go! Go go go-go! Go!
Barrel roll! Oh save.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CarterCinema 1 year ago