The Toxic Avenger Karaoke - "Choose Me, Oprah!"

Sarah:
Move over, Anne Rice
Get out of my way, John Gresham
Go screw yourself, whoever wrote The DaVinci Code!
Theres only one person I need to make this happen

Some people say that youre divine
So wont you answer this prayer of mine?
I found my devotion unto thee
If youll just put me on the TV
You and I will make a real good mix
I write the kind of books you love by chicks
And as for looks, well I aint no slouch
Oh God, I wanna sit on your holy blessed
Your holy blessed couch

Choose me, Oprah
Use me, Oprah
Make me a person people adore
Hug me, Oprah
Love me, Oprah
Ill be your book selling whore

Shaniquah & Diane:
Oh
Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Sarah:
Shaniquah! Diane!
I wrote a memoir of inspiration
It tells the truth with fabrication
Ill go on air and Ill cry on cue
I can be a white Maya Angelou

Shaniquah & Diane:
Angelou!

Sarah:
Mine tells the tale of a woman in charge
Its not too long and the words aint large
Its so much better than your usual crap
And I got a marketable handicap

Shaniquah & Diane:
Shes got a marketable handicap!

Sarah:
Back me, Oprah
Hack me, Oprah
We can sell books from here to Guam
Shield me, Oprah
Dr. Phil me, Oprah
Lets kick butt on Amazon.com
Woo me, Oprah
Do me, Oprah
Show the world how much you care
Spank me, Oprah
Youll thank me, Oprah
I wanna be a millionaire!

I said, Oprah!
Selling more and more
I said, Oprah!
Ill be your bookselling whore
I said, Oprah!
Better than your usual crap
I said, Oprah!
Marketable handicap
I said, Oprah!
Tell the world you care
I said, Oprah!
Make me a billion
A zillion
A trillionaire!
I said, Oprah!
I said, Oprah!
I said, Oprah!
I said, Oprah!
Oprah!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• The
• Toxic
• Avenger
• Karaoke
• Choose
• Me
• Oprah

[prettyoddchild]

i dont know why you have this. but i love you for it. This song has gotten me into some amazing shows. BEST AUDITION PIECE EVER.

[katherined]

where did you get this?