YLS RAP BATTLE IS OFFICIALLY OVER

Shouts out to SEPTA, New Jersey Transit, MTA New York City Subway, & Metro North. Also to snow.


email flame wars make for bad rap

the writing was on the Wall but now it's audible, quarterback snap

And if we're doing battles you should fly your flags at half-staff,

unabashed gunner though my classes are all pass-pass

Tell my Cokers I'm awesome, 'cause they never got the memo

They gave me a bunch of comments, said i didn't get the memo

so i can't analyze case law, but i break laws pretty well though

Dear Asha, I'm at Mansfield Mansion taking shots of jello

Me and Pam Karlan transplanted from the West Coast

But let's follow procedure, here's some reason's i'm the best, yo:

2Ls, none of you rap well, with each verse you all look worse off

And the middle-child insecurity is basically just a turn-off

And 3Ls, you're old. Graduate and go and hate your firm jobs

But first learn - you feel that hurting? Yeah, that means you just got burned, brah.

Halloween at GCPSY, with my crew, dressed up as X-Men

I won't even use my best moves, but I'll make your date your ex, friend

Then we'll head out to Mamoun's 'cause that's just what you do next and...

Shout out to Mamoun's... you're beyond reproach

To my classmate, Josh Handell, I'm coming to take back the crown

Call me Mr. Lillian Goldman, got the Foursquare Mayorship locked down

I went out of town, I'm coming back now, NJ transit slowing me down

But if I get back at all, everyone on the Wall, I want to see you all out

'Cause I got no bad blood, just bad luck

Coming up from New York like I'm Peter Schuck

And if you see me getting crunk, no judgements

'cause we can't all grow up to be judges

Florid Cardozo flow going like crazy, bad law references sounding insane

But if you question my dedication remember I'm recording this on a train

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[tmt27]

killed it. 1Ls win.