Dick Cheney Literally Has No Pulse!

The former Vice President of the United States is now officially the robot he was always accused of being. http://majority.fm/

A feature in the New York Times reveals new details of Dick Cheney's mechanical heart pump, which saved his life when it was installed in July. Skinnier, but still going hunting and looking mean, Cheney even showed the thing off at a party. And while he taught his daughter how to cook Christmas dinner and even saw True Grit ("two thumbs up"), Cheney is not the same as he once was. He's scarier. via Village Voice

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/01/dick_cheney_lit.php

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[concord327]

"he's more machine now than man, twisted and evil" -Obi Wan

[kazen2]

Huh, here I thought he was a vampire.

[teameymelli1]

@concord327 Darth Cheney...

[glower125]

does he have a bellybutton or just a hatchling demon? he is truly evil by any standards.

[libertydogfight]

VOTE FOR RON PAUL or enjoy YOUR INDEFINITE DETENTION at a FEMA Camp or DETENTION just until the IMAGINARY War Ends.

[libertydogfight]

Hey DICK do the world a favor-just go ahead and pull the batteries out YOUR pump-cause YOUR an abomination, Bye Bye DICK

[xadam2dudex]

if the republicans would have gotten the FDA defunded the heart pump could have been defective and this old vampire would have died maybe unless satan keeps him alive by the blood of babies...PS how can u not have a pulse ? carl rove's secret lab is where cheney was constructed..hope they buy a bunch of cheap chinese made batteries and they are all defective

[GrannyTenderstone]

I always thought Reagan was actually kept alive by artificial means too.  I could never see anything particularly genuine about him.

[Mrsteddyz]

wow they really do have better health care!

[shwantz3]

Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove - Treasonous war criminals. More...just criminals that shreded our bill of rights.

Obama, Biden, Emmanual, Sunstein - total criminals also. Emmanual is an IDF soldier dual citizen spy. Obama's not even a citizen. Biden is a Zionist.

Obama has increased soldiers to Afghanistan, extended war - all this after he fed the sheep he was anitwar.

The fact is...the 2 parties are like the Genovese vs The Lucchese mobsters. You have no choice, you take what youre given

[BloodTar]

You need to worry about whether or not your current president has a valid US birth certificate and not some former vice president, idiot.