Patd ep. 14
(Tour Bus)
(meerkats invade the tour bus)
Brendon: YOU STUPID ANIMALS LEMME GOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Kim: awwww their so cuuttteeee!!!!
Brendon: THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: WAFFLESSSS!!!!
Spencer: it seems we might all die...
Ryan: QUIT THE MOPING OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND!
Noel: NEGATIVE NELLY!!!!!!!!!
Death: *appears* whats with all the rodents!??
Kim: would you mind leaving us alone for like one second?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Death: hey watch your mouth I can kill you!
Kim: *sarcastic* YEAH RIGHT!!
Death: I can! I mean it! *looks around and then touches jon*
Jon: *immediately dies*
Kim: Woah! Lemme try! *pokes meerkat*
Meerkat: *Dies instantly*
Kim: Awesome. Awesome. *gets finger near Spencer's face* I'm gonna do itttt!
Spencer: NO! NO! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T!!!!!!
Kim: I will, I'm gonna poke you! I will! I'm gonna do it!
Spencer: NO! NO! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T!!!!!
Death: *takes away Kim's death powers* THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!
Spencer: THANK GOD!!
God: *poofs in on a cloud of lightning* Somebody called?
Brendon and Ryan: Wowwwwwwww!
Kim and Noel: CAN I HAVE POWERS!
Kim: *Points to Death* That meany took them away!
God: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
Kim Noel Brendon and Ryan: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
God: Kim, you get the power to morph into anything you think of.
Kim: Awesome. Awesome.
God: umm Noel, you can have the power to turn invisible...wheneva ya want.
Noel: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
God: Uh, Ryan....ryanryanryan....uhhh....You have....SUPER STRENGTH!
Ryan: YAY! I DON'T FEEL SO TINY ANYMORE!
God: Okay Brendon, you can fly!
Brendon: Saweet!
God: Alright I'm out here...
Spencer: WAIT GOD! Don't I get power?
God: Ahh you know, I'm really tired, maybe next time sport *poofs away*
Spencer: *Cries*
Brendon: COME ON EVERYONE! LET'S GO OUT AND BE SUUUUUPER!! *flies through ceiling*
Kim: *Morphs into a bird and flies after Brendon*
Noel: *Turns invisible, knocks Spencer down, then jumps out of the hole in ceiling*
Ryan: *Jumps out through roof*
(in town)
Brendon: HEY GUYS WATCH THIS! *grabs Spencer and flies to top of sky scraper* Heyyyy Spence Spence...*Holds over the edge of the building* Hmmm....am I in a good mood today?
Ryan: Brendon cut it out! YOU COULD REALLY HURT SOMEONE!
Brendon: *looks down at the people walking on the street* Ugh, I guess your right...
Kim and Noel: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!
Ryan: *punches them through 3 buildings*
Noel: *Turns invisible while crashing through buildings* WELL THIS DOESN'T HELP!
Kim: *Turns into a slice of ham* NOOO! I WISH I HAD EATEN LUNCH SO I WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT HAMMMMM!!!
Ryan: *Runs over to Noel* OMG! I'M SORRY NOEL! I FORGOT MY NEW STRENGTH! ARE YOU OKAY?! I love you! Lemme help you up! *hugs Noel*
(3 hours later back on bus)
Kim: *limps in smelling like ham*
Ryan: Whoa! What happened to you? You look like you got mauled by a Pikachu!
Spencer: FREEEEAK!
Brendon: DON'T INSULT MY BUDDY!!!!!
Kim: Didn't you see me lying next to Noel? The piece of ham?
Ryan: Ohhhh riiight! I ate part of that ehehe
Kim: *Turns around and sees a big hole in her back* Oh. Nice.
Brendon: Awwww! My poor Kimmy! *hugs Kim* Ohh Kim you have something...*scratches nose*
Kim: *wipes nose*
Brendon: HAHA! MADE YA LOOK!
Kim: I DIDN'T LOOK! I WIPED!
Brendon: Aw crap! Oh well I still love you!
Spencer: *Throws cake at Brendon and misses*
Brendon: YA MISSED!
Kim: *looks outside* LOOK!!!
Noel: *walks outside and stands in the middle of all these ostriches* why are so many ostriches? There are so many ostriches! The pamphlet said there'd only be a few ostriches!
Ryan: *walks over to an ostrich and rips its head off* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kim: YOUR SO DEMENTED!
Matt: *runs out of nowhere* I HAVE RETURNED!!!! What's with all the ostriches?
Ostrich: *to Ryan* THAT WAS MY RETARD! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
Ryan: it's just an ostrich
Ostrich: I'M AN OSTRICH!!!
Ryan: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! *punches ostrich into pavement and he explodes*
Matt: *out of nowhere kisses Noel*
Noel and Pete: WHAT THE MOM!?
Matt: Revenge!...Tastes SWEET! I WILL BE BACK!
Ryan: OH NO YOU WON'T *grabs Matt by the throat skin* NO ONE KISSES MY GIRL!
Matt: What about you?
Ryan:...Uhh I'll have to get back to you on that one...NOW! *holds matt vertically by his head and ankles and snaps him in half on his knee*
Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! I'M SOO SORRY- oh wait no I'm not!
Matt: *lying in a heap* owwwwwwwww.
Kim: *walks over and morphs into a boulder above Matt and lands on him*
Adam: NOOOOO!!! MY BESTEST FRIEND!!! *cries*
Matt: Oh don't worry, I'll come back in the next episode!
~YAYAYAYAY! ME AND MEGHAN CAME UP WITH THIS WITHOUT MUCH FAMILY GUY! YAY! What will happen between Matt, Noel, and Ryan? Is there any betting in the future? How soon will Jon die in the next chapter? Find out later!!!!!~
By: Meghan and Caroline
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Lucas and Peyton-Some streets lead nowhereby JaceyLP4,737 views
haha! thanks for commenting!
ryrolovr95 3 years ago
I like pete xD
I wanna turn into ham =]
Music4lyfeJD 3 years ago