NewsBusted 12/2/11

Topics in today's show:

--New Census data projects that by 2050 there will be nine million Americans over the age of 90

--A new study shows that Americans keep getting fatter and fatter

--New York City is planning a massive underground park in Manhattan

--Mitt Romney says that if elected, his first trip as president will be to Israel

--Robert Kennedy Jr.'s so-called green energy company received a $1.4 billion payout from the Obama administration

--Newt Gingrich has angered some conservatives by saying America should not deport all illegal aliens

--A new study shows that seniors who have sex on a regular basis are healthier than those who don't

--A composer for Sesame Street was recently arrested on child pornography charges

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[NoGuff]

Gingrich and others say that we "can't" deport all illegals. Yes we can, we just have to want to.

[TimoonMoth]

Long live the university of Duh.

[wannawatchu66]

"The man telling the jokes reminds me of that guy Ann Coulter."

Well then, ednatrumbutt, for some real kneeslappers, go listen to *your* guy: 243-year-old Helen Thomas. Now HE'S funny!! Didn't Helen cut his wooden teeth covering the Revolutionary War? In fact, wasn't Helen was against that war too, with slanted stories about how great the British were?

[CaJeffO]

If America really understood the goals of what large numbers of illegal aliens & Mexican nationals are trying to accomplish? Illegal immigration would end in a very short period of time.

SEE THE TRUTH - About illegal immigration

GOOGLE THIS ---- Against America cajeffo

[Callie369]

@NoGuff

Cut off their jobs and welfare benefits, stop anchor babies, no driver licenses, etc. They will SELF-DEPORT at their own expense!  Theie only alternative is starving under a bridge somewhere. Either way is fine with me.

[ednatrumbull]

This is a reminder that conservative humor is an oxymoron. Or left handed wind shifter. They are like Bruno Kirby in Good Morning Vietnam or Robin Williams ever since. The canned laughter is helpful so you know when to laugh and you are reminded of the 50's The man telling the jokes reminds me of that guy Ann Coulter.

[robertquentincobb]

@NoGuff Damn right!

[BanditRingtail23]

That last one... That was horrible! XD Poor Penn State is not going to live this down for a long time.

[naordie]

@Bradbssargdons Calling Maher narrow-minded is a compliment. The asshole is a disgusting POS. Mean nasty fricken asshat. He is also a girly man. Like most liberal 'men'(sic), a ball less eunuch that has no idea how a real man is supposed to act and behave. Anyway Merry Christmas Brad.

[Bradbssargdons]

@naordie Maher is the most narrow-minded liberal I can think of. Great Post.

[wapinihota]

mofoojim, if all you can do is toss bad insults, might make sense not to comment at all.