Youtube Poop: Phil Learns the Value of Lunchroom Manners

Update: I'd love to respond to all of you individually, but instead I'll just say this: thanks for all of the positive feedback, you guys are awesome. I know I made you wait over a year, but you all made me feel very welcome back. And so... more poop awaits you on the tube.

The touching coming of age tale of one lad and his discovery of masturbation and cannibalism.

I've been sitting on this one for a while... maybe about a year or so. It's shorter than I wanted it to be, but there ya go. I'm trying to make some new poops- in fact I'm working on a fresh new poop of princely proportions right now (get the hint). I can't say when it'll be done, but hopefully soon enough. Sorry about the wait guys and gals.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Mr
• Bungle
• Jerking
• Wanking
• Monkey
• Spanking
• Lunchroom
• Manners
• Cannibalism
• Murder
• Death
• Phil
• Psychosis
• Paula
• Deen

[RyanPhillips1011]

what does he say at 1:20?

[DuckinAndCoverin]

@RyanPhillips1011 Phil hoped they made lotsa spaghetti.

[MusicianHellsBells]

This is the greatest youtube poop ever. Perfect sentence mixing, TV worthy jokes, and with the source material being hilarious in its own way, that makes it 9001 times funnier! Youtube needs more poops like this. Hats off to you, DuckinAndCoverin!

[DuckinAndCoverin]

@MusicianHellsBells Thank you much :)

[garfieldandfriends1]

@DuckinAndCoverin Do you know this youtube poop had the BEST rating of all?

[DuckinAndCoverin]

@garfieldandfriends1 I didn't! Thanks for letting me know :D

[Lazermuffin]

Yes, there wasn't more milk,

oh no you didn't

[tibschris]

@DuckinAndCoverin

Seriously, only 4 dislikes to 20,000 views is goddamned impressive.

But I guess isn't not a coincidence, because this video is awesome.

[PSYCHODORA2]

nice to see people actually putting effort in :)

[JohnnyJ2x44alt]

Does anybody find this strangely relaxing?

[FormalWareCommentary]

I just stumbled across this a couple of months ago. This is pure genius. :D

[SilverstreakBrony]

Dat Like/Dislike ratio.

Also, this was a fucking inspiration to poopers. Keep it up.

[eyemeralds]

Last segment. I threw my computer out the window

I ran outside to it to tell everyone on the internet what I did.

[BlarkUntVhite]

this is one of the funniest poops i've ever seen :D

[deadhawk1212]

Mister bungle was too cool for school

[Compooky121]

The best poop hand down.

[tpops123]

"He put his tray down carefully, pulled out his knife quietly" I lost it here.